1. Besides your parents or siblings, what family member do you most resemble?
I have my mother's looks and my father's twisted sense of humor.
2. Check out this interesting website: Is your hometown newspaper featured? What is the top headline of that paper or the one closest to you?
California isn't even listed.
3. If you knew it was completely tame and there was no danger, what zoo animal would you most like to pet or come into physical contact with?
I would go and pet the lions. Then I would go to the killer whales
4. Take this quiz: How weird are you?
I'm 40% weird. But I know that quiz is wrong. I am weirder than that.
5. Which of the following causes more stress in your life: your spouse, your kids, your boss, your co-workers, your friends, your parents or other relatives?
6. You find an old lamp containing a genie: the genie decides to give you a single improvement for yourself, mind or body. It must be something to improve within you and no one else. What would you ask the genie to fix?
I would be more intellectual and more self confident. I know this question said "single" improvement, but who's counting? It's not like there's an actual genie floating around waiting to grant me my wishes.