Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Bitch.

"If I could ask God to grant me one wish, I would pray for a big enough ass for the world to kiss."
                                                                                                          - Eminem

Hello My Little Puppies,

So I just love the above statement, because I feel like I have woken up on the wrong side of the proverbial bed today. For one thing, the weather is still cloudy and rainy, and it gives me the blues. I am a sunshine type of girl, I thrive off the sunshine and warmth, and I feel deprived.

Thankfully, it should come back tomorrow. I can't wait for summer. Longer days, summer dresses and summer boys.

Yesterday I was at the gym and I tried a machine called Jacob's Ladder. I don't know if you've ever tried that thing, but I only lasted for 5 minutes. I will attempt 6 minutes tomorrow. I can run 5-6 miles, but I can't stay on that machine for more than 5 minutes. Basically, you climb up this ladder, and it's like a treadmill, except you are engaging your arms and legs and lower back.

I felt like it was a bitch workout because that piece of machinery totally owned me and made me its bitch. But it excites me in a twisted sort of way, so I will attempt to get a better grip next time I go in. I've never hated a piece of machinery in a way that makes me curious like Jacob's Ladder.

Anyway that is all for now my little furballs.

Besitos !

13 comments:

Ily said...

A piece of machinery that makes you its bitch...Chica, I need to get with the program! lol

Paula Rodriguez said...

Wow, wonder if the elliptical can do that for me. Enjoyed reading this post.

mac said...

Whenever I feel the urge to exercize, I lay down until the feeling passes ;-)

Secretia said...

That's cool that you can run 5 ro 6 miles, I'm a runner too, but I don't go to the gym, I should go...

Secretia

Big Mark 243 said...

It still gets me how you can be so totally fit in one area and then little of it translates into another.

I have seen the machine you talk about, but haven't had the pleasure of belonging to a gym that has it. I wonder if I can hang...

Treadmills are like that for me. I have tried to get over myself and use them. I prefer to simply go outside and do the 'left-right-left' than being cooped up inside.

Organic Meatbag said...

You will conquer that bitch, dear...don't give up!

Danielle said...

I do know that machine, and I have never been able to get past 5 minutes, so I feel ya!
I knew a guy that would do more than a half hour on that damn machine.

Kerrie said...

You will master that machine I am sure and it will be your bitch.
Senorita, the new photo, ohh my god!! I would die for that chest!!You were first in the que when god gave out the cleavage!

Choleesa said...

Ive been on that bitch too, and it owned me also, in fact, I was soooo embarassed about the way it kicked my ass in just under 4 minutes, that I never went back to it. Good Luck on that ladder.

Paul Wynn said...

That machine really burns your calves because your trying to pull yourself while working your legs. If you lasted 5 minutes that an achievement and possible enough exercise to last the day.

Cathy said...

So Jacob's Ladder embitched ye, mon ami? Bad luck, but at least you're in direct touch with your bitch-woman side. Ah yes mon cher, we all hide her till needed. And needed she is.

dadshouse said...

Oh, I like a machine that makes you its bitch. That sounds so kinky, And you want more of it! Rawr...

Shelly Rayedeane said...

I think the key to not becoming one's bitch is to trust no bitch.

Only when one trusts the person in the mirror, can one finally control the machine.