Aloha my bitches ! Time for mama to give you another "manslation." I swear to God, you can't make this stuff up sometimes. Internet dating sucks, but when you stoop to the level of Craigslist, you know times are tough !
Anyway, you know the rules........ All caps is what he probably really means, and red writing is what I am directly saying.
TITLE: I love thin girls! looks don't matter! I'LL BE DOING YOU FROM BEHIND
Date: 2010-01-24, 2:24PM
I am looking for a petite girl to spoil I MAY PAY FOR A DINNER OR TWO OR BUY YOU BOOZE. I am in a relationship but I have time and money for a side project.
My dream girl would be 5 ft. tall 90 lbs with c cups. FAKE TITS PREFERRED. Does he not have a clue ??
You don't have to be my dream girl but you do need to have tiny hips and skinny waist and legs and firm butt and a gap between your legs! Honey, we're women, we all have a gap between our legs.
If you are taller or shorter that is fine, any race and I don't care if you are good looking or not, just be skinny. NOT ONLY AM I AN UGLY FUCKLING, BUT I HAVE A PAPER BAG TO PUT OVER YOUR HEAD IN CASE YOU ARE ESPECIALLY HIDEOUS.
I am only looking for a no strings attatched part time thing, so you can be in a relationship too if you want. Oh, hey, thanks for your approval.
I want to be your sugar daddy! BABY, I REALLY DON'T HAVE MONEY, I DON'T EVEN REALLY HAVE A JOB, THE MONEY I HAVE IS FROM MY LIVE-IN GIRLFRIEND WHO WORKS TO SUPPORT ME AND OUR CHILD.
I am 6ft tall 190 in good shape and good looking IF I AM OPENLY ADMITTING TO BANGING UGLY GIRLS, HOW ATTRACTIVE DO YOU THINK I REALLY AM ? I just have a fetish for going down on a skinny girl and then riding her hard! THE SMALLER THE GIRL, THE BIGGER MY PENIS WILL FEEL.
I am drug and disease free so you be too! I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN TESTED. AM JUST SAYING THAT TO TRY AND GET YOU TO USE THE PULL-OUT METHOD.
Reply if you want to trade pics! THE GUT WILL BE PHOTO-SHOPPED OUT. IT WILL JUST POP OUT TO SAY HELLO WHEN WE MEET
I can't wait to get my face between your legs! I can't wait to put my foot up your ass !