So it's time for mama to give you another dose of a "manslation". I've noticed that I have a tendency of picking on married
Now remember, the capital letters are what he probably really means, and the red letters are what I really think.
Enjoy my little furballs...................
TITLE: Does the idea of forbidden love intrigue you? - 35
Date: 2010-01-18, 7:18PM PST
Let me get right to the point. I'M HORNY. I have been married for a very long time I LIED ABOUT MY AGE ABOVE. My marriage has long ago lost its spark BECAUSE LOOK AT ME, NO ONE WANTS TO SCREW A BALDING GUY WITH A HUGE GUT. I suppose that I’ve reached the proverbial “mid life crisis” that many (perhaps most) long-time married people reach EXCEPT THAT I CAN'T FIND A YOUNGER GIRL, NOR CAN I AFFORD THE EXPENSIVE SPORTS CAR. Some choose to suffer silently. MY PENIS AND TESTICLES SUFFER.
I’ve decided to do something about it… And so I’m here. TROLLING FOR YOU, BABE........
To put it bluntly: What I miss most is the fun and excitement of getting to know someone of the opposite sex… and becoming emotionally involved with that person. It’s been so long… and I’m not getting any younger. Does this sad story sound all-too-familiar? HELLO ! LOOK AROUND, YOU CAN'T SWING A DEAD CAT WITHOUT HITTING A MARRIED DUDE ON CRAIGSLIST. WHO WANTS TO BANG A WHINY, BALDING MARRIED DUDE ?
And so: I am seeking to get to know a married woman in the same situation… I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF IF YOU ARE CHEATING LIKE I AM. MISERY LOVES COMPANY one who is willing to share e-mails on a daily basis … to compare notes… to get to know one another slowly... with a view to establishing confidence and affection… and perhaps (if everything were to click) something more. MAKE NO MISTAKE, WE'LL BE BANGING RIGHT AWAY. Ideally, a woman who is possibly looking for some sort of relationship outside of marriage…but who is not looking to change her situation… and one who believes that any relationship must be based on a friendship and a strong emotional bond… THE WORDS "FRIENDS" OR "FRIENDSHIP" ARE A MARRIED MAN'S BEST FRIEND.
The nice thing about e-mail correspondence is that one can take things nice and slow. e-mail correspondence of this sort can be fun (and perhaps more than that) BLAH BLAH BLAH, IT'S JUST THAT THE WIFEY ALREADY HACKED INTO MY CELLY, SO THAT'S WHY I ONLY STICK TO EMAIL ... with someone who has a reasonable command over language and who is willing to put the time and thought into e-mails. IRONIC, HUH ? I AM DECEIVING MY WIFE, AND ENCOURAGING YOU TO DO THE SAME, YET I DEMAND YOU HAVE WRITING SKILLS And, of course, e-mail is the ideal “safe” SAFE FROM THE WIFE FINDING OUT medium in which to begin a relationship in the context in which we find ourselves….
The woman that I seek is intelligent, educated, a good writer A VAG DOESN'T HAVE WRITING SKILLS, adventurous, kind, sensitive, emotionally stable HUH??? and equipped with a good sense of humor... I’d like to think that I have -- or at least strive to have -- these same qualities. SOME ASPIRE, BUT NOT ALL CAN ATTAIN.
Am I conflicted in doing this? Absolutely... Any thinking person would have to feel conflicted unless his or her marriage were pretty far gone. But I have come around to the conclusion that a little bit of risk taking is better than boredom and unhappiness... BABE, THE ONLY THING THAT IS CONFLICTED IS IN MY PANTS.
I've also come around to the fact (and I'm not sure what took me so long THE WIFE IS A HAWK, SO IT TOOK A WHILE TO BUMP HER OFF THE RADAR) that there is nothing so captivating in life as meeting and establishing an emotional bond with someone of the opposite sex... and nothing so exquisite as sealing that emotional bond with a kiss.... And life is short. (Yes, the old song from “Casablanca” had it exactly right: “You must remember this… A kiss is but a kiss… The fundamental things apply… As time goes by”). GROSS................
About me: I'm not pompous nor arrogant -- and consider myself a good listener BABE, THAT'S BECAUSE OUR COMMUNICATION IS VIA E-MAIL AND I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU. I enjoy long conversations about anything and everything...the political, the personal and everything in between. AS LONG AS IT'S IN BED, I WILL LISTEN, It is through wide-ranging conversation -- e-mail and in-person -- that two people can discover intimacy in the best sense of that word.
Oh yes, one more thing… As for the obligatory self-laudatory "looks" assessment that inevitably appears in these sorts of postings... well, here it is... I think I’m reasonably presentable, in-shape and all the rest. JUST LIKE I THINK A YUGO IS REASONABLE TRANSPORTATION. IT DRIVES YOU AND I BANG YOU. Of course, you’ll have to be the judge of that… and I will be pleased NOT !!! to forward a photo upon your request. YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME TAKEN TEN YEARS AGO BEFORE I LOST MY HAIR AND GREW A GUT.
If any of this sounds intriguing, I would love to hear from you. YOU JUST DID..... ON MY BLOGGY !