Everyone has a "twin". You know, someone that looks so much like you it's scary. I do, and if you have ever read my private blog, you know how I came to know about mine. Long and horrifying story.
My ex-boyfriend who lives on the East Coast ( Broke up 2 years ago, haven't seen in over a year) also has a "twin". That lives in my area and gets his mail at the same place I do. And I got a dose of this reality today.
I was getting my mail at my mailbox where he used to get his before he moved back out of state (I still get mine there). I was just talking to the clerk and having a great time.
Until this man gets out of a car which looks like it could be a rental (he always drove rentals) and walks in. My face turned white as a ghost, because I didn't know what to do. Was his new wife in the car ? Do I say hello ? Congratulate him ? Tell him I wish him the best
A million things went through my mind. Some of them included:
"WTF is he doing here ???? I stay on my turf you stay on yours."
"Why do I have to run into him"?
" I wonder how big of a bitch I was when I last dealt with him."
" Does he hate me"? Followed by " I don't care if he hates me."
"Fuck he looks like he lost weight and I look like shit today. Perfect, God loves me."
This man was a dead ringer for my ex, it was unreal. Same facial hair, same body type, same way of walking similar clothing type.
Then he opened his mouth and sounded nothing like my ex, and then I breathed a sigh of relief that I didn't have to say anything.
Poor guy was probably wondering what my problem was. Actually, I don't think he even noticed, thank God.
But I still realized that I left the house looking frumpy today since I had the most wonderful massage. Because I knew my face would be pressed into the massage pillow, I didn't bother to do my makeup or even work on my hair.
But I will proceed to work on firming my ass.
I know that this is no big deal to most, but with the kind of dating karma I've had, I've been blessed to have never accidentally run into any men of my past that I've dated. I think it's wonderful if you ask me. And today, for a moment I thought that little sweet piece of dating karma had been taken from me.
That is all for now my little fur coats.........
Un besito !