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Hello There My Little Turtle Doves,

I am exhausted from moving. My ass muscles actually hurt from climbing steps and hauling stuff into my new place. I can't believe I did it. I picked up and moved within a two week period, from thinking about the move to actually being here. This was really a spur of the moment thing.

After I hauled the last of my stuff upstairs, handed my keys to the former landlady and hugged and thanked her, I decided to take it easy and go out by myself. I just wanted to chill out alone.

I decided to go to IHop and eat a Belgian waffle, read a book and then go to the mall. I practically inhaled that waffle and it was real good. I am hungry again, there is no food in my new place.

Did you ladies know that Victoria's Secret is having its Semi Annual sale ? Well they are, and I refuse to buy any other bra. It just doesn't feel right if it's not Victoria's Secret. Most of the other bras in my size are frumpy ones that make me look and feel like your average bovine. And the one time I thought I found a nice bra from Ross at dirt cheap price ? Well, one boob cup was bigger than the other and it was obvious. I can assure you that while most of us don't have perfect breasts, we aren't shaped like that. I mean, c'mon now.

So yeah, I racked up some charges to buy a bunch of new boobie holders. Because the savings were pretty sweet, and this is my yearly ritual. And now you know. You're welcome.

After that, I saw It's Complicated with Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep. I actually loved the movie, especially Meryl Streep. I wanted to see it to make fun of Alec Baldwin playing the cliche married cheating middle-aged douchebag that actually said "OMG". He did a great job and he made me laugh.

Well my little featherballs, that is all for now.

Abrazos y besos !