Hello ! I can hear you !

Hello There My Little Fluffy Marshmallows,

So while I was out and about I've overheard some interesting conversations that made me turn around and go "WTF" in my brain.

Sometimes people don't realize how loud they are and what they are talking about, and that nosy people like me can overhear them.

And if you are in a restaurant with others, and you see me eating by myself, watch out ! If your table is next to mine and I have nothing better to do than listen in, then I will listen while pretending to look elsewhere.

Now, I am no better. I can't tell you how many times I've been out with Ashleigh (or Le Porkstar) and said highly inappropriate things and everyone could hear me. But the difference was, I didn't give a shit. I was out to embarrass myself and get a few laughs and it was mostly on purpose.

Anyway, so I was at Target buying stuff for my new place. You know, cooking oil, a pan, stuff like that. So I was looking for cooking spray, and I overheard the stockers talking. A girl was basically talking to her male coworker very out loud about how the guy she was with basically left her pregnant. And I look down, and I could see she was showing. And she was kneeling on the floor stocking items. She was talking out loud about how the guy basically left her and told her "don't worry, I'll be back." The male coworker she was talking to basically told her if that's what he said then he would never be coming back. She told him that he was being mean, but I think he was being realistic.

Too bad, she was a real pretty, young girl. I can't imaging what it must be like for women to have to go through a pregnancy alone. It should be a time for the man and woman to bond, and every woman deserves to have a man to help her through it. She shouldn't have to resort to working a low paying job, doing strenous work just to make ends meet.

Anyway, a minute later I had to ask her where the cooking spray was, and she looked at me like " I just poured my heart out, I know you heard me, and now you want to ask me about cooking spray?" It was definitely an awkward moment.

And then a couple of days ago I was walking downtown to do an errand, and I overheard this guy on the sidewalk talking to his friend in a real loud voice. Basically he had sex with a minor, and he decided that he didn't care if the whole world could hear him or not. He was definitely an adult, a rather large, nasty, greasy one at that. So gross.

Anyway, he was talking to his female friend, and said "Yeah, so I had sex with a minor. Yeah, I fucked up, but so has everyone else ! Who hasn't ?

I was thinking " I can think of a lot of men that wouldn't touch a minor, you nasty fucking douchebag/cocknozzle/slimeball"

That was definitely something I didn't need to hear.

I also remember when I worked as a waitress at Red Lobster, there would be awkward moments, things I accidentally overheard, or tense moments where the husband and wife were fighting and would give me the stink eye when I came to their table. I remember one couple came to eat and talk about their divorce over mediocre seafood.

Anywho, that is all for now my little sugary fluffballs.

Have a nice weekend.