Hello There My Little Peeps,
So............ we've all been there. Stuck in traffic behind someone with an annoying bumper sticker. I have to say, some of them are funny, but most of them are pretty lame.
But you have to admit, if you have a strong opinion and you wanna let the world know it, get a bumper sticker, because when you are in traffic, the people riding your ass are a guaranteed audience for a while. Why not just give 'em a piece of your mind and tell them what to think ?
Anyway, here are my pet peeves when it comes to bumper stickers.
1.) "My child is an honor student at ------- Junior High/High". Seriously, who cares ? I'll start caring once your child is in the ivy leagues and beats me out of a job in an interview. Until then, it's just annoying and I guarantee the other parents don't care because they are too busy plastering those stickers on their vehicles. You know what's even more annoying ? Is that bumper sticker on a minivan.
If you want to build up your child's self esteem or reward them for good grades, give them ice cream or whatever the new gadgets are that parents give their children nowadays like a Playstation or a Wii. Otherwise, they don't care about a bumpersticker and neither do we.
You know what I would love ? The bumper sticker that reads "My juvenile delinquent son is banging your honor roll student daughter."
2.) Bumper stickers regarding abortion, pro-life or pro-choice. So now we're gonna debate it on the road ??? Why would someone put that on their car and risk pissing off the person behind them ?
Wanna know what's even more annoying ? Is when I see an abortion sticker on a car and a man is behind the wheel.
3.) Old presidential campaign stickers. Seriously, Obama won ! 2008 is sooo two years ago. He's the president now so that means that you don't have to convince others to pick him. Shouldn't you be focusing on 2012 ?
I will tell you the bumper sticker that I recently saw, which made my day. It read " Four out of five dentists prefer oral sex over oral surgery. " Priceless.
So that is all for now, loves.
Till next time.