Deja Dump

Hello My Little Doggies,

So in the past 24 hours, I've seen the same neighbor down the street on the porch of his house with his dog leaving a steaming turd on the lawn. Three times !!! What are the odds ?

I have a schedule that kinda varies. Not only that, but I don't have an assigned parking space at home, so I sometimes have to park way down the street. It's unlikely that I run into the same person more than once ever. I almost never see my neighbors down the hall of my apartment, let alone the people down the street.

Also, I've been at my place for three months now, and I've never seen that man nor his little rat dog.

And in the past 24 hours, I've seen his dog dropping deuces on the lawn each time I've walked to or from my car. Three times ! What is the universe trying to tell me here ?

Not only that, but the little fucker likes to walk up to me and bark. He'll be hunched over ready to leave his little brown gifts, and then I come along and he won't shut his little yippy piehole.

Today when he walked up to me and barked, I looked back down at him and told him to finish taking his dump. He looked back up at me and barked right back.

His owner is a prize himself. Big chubby guy with a little yippy rat dog dressed in a shirt. C'mon dude, man up and get a real dog. Chihuahuas don't count. And for the love of Jesus, please pick up his turds ! I was right there when your dog shat on the lawn, and you saw me standing there. So stop acting like no one saw it, and pick up your little darling's creations.

Sorry to those of you who like chihuahas. If you are a woman, I guess that's okay. It's when men own little rat dogs that I wonder about them.

Anyway that is all for now my little furry friends !