Tuesday's Tool

Wassup my bitches ?

Mama is back with a manslation is what's up ! So here in the San Francisco Bay Area, there are way more men than women. Ask David at Dadshouse and he will tell you. I live in San Jose, which we call Man Jose. I know, that would seem like a godsend to me, like it's raining men or something. Total sausage fest. But trust me, it's not the sausage I would be looking for. Married sausage, gangsta/thug sausages/ bitter sausages/ sausages only interested in clam for one night......... these are not on the menu of Yours Truly. No spank you.

I am sure I will find some worth putting on my plate, but in the mean time, I have these Craigslist ads to laugh at. Below is one that I'm pretty sure is from the same douche that has been posting for as long as I've been doing "manslations", which has been almost a year now. Only this time, he cleverly forgets to mention that he's married. Oopsies............ He mentioned it a few times before, but looks like he got no clam. So time for him to omit a few details and try again. Aaaaw, it's like little trainwreck that could ! Except that he really can't.

As usual, the blue is what he really means, and the red is what I am really saying.

Well-Off, Giving Male Wants to Help Creative Actress/Model/Artist



Date: 2010-03-19, 5:32PM



I know what I seek is bit unconventional  because I am married and I really have no connections to help you get famous so I've decided to post a listing here to see if I can find a good match for what I seek. Pussy

I'm an Asian male, 33 years old, tall, and slim and so is my penis. I am a successful, and we all define success in different ways well-educated professional with a great hi-tech career just a regular engineer that's about to get laid off. I'm generous I'm so desperate for sex I will throw a measly amount of cash in your direction courteous I will say please before I fuck you, respectful of others not tell my wife I am fucking you, and friendly my penis is very friendly and will definitely pop out to say hello. I am mostly focused on my career nowadays so I'm not looking for any big time and/or romantic commitments. I'm focusing on getting laid before I get laid off, and my wife thinks I'm working to avoid that lay-off. Wow, a lot of laying going on.

I am seeking a cute female who is pursuing an artistic, modeling, musical, and/or acting career who would like a helping hand literally while trying to establish herself. I've always been a techie/analytical person myself so I have great admiration for artistic/creative people because they possess talents which I don't have. So yeah, I can work a computer and digital camera, but it ain't gonna get you anywhere, except for naked on my hard drive. The hard drive on my computer and the hard drive in my pants.

Looking back at my own career, I realize that establishing yourself, gaining experience, and getting your foot in the door is the hardest part. Blah blah blah la la la, the only thing that's hard is me. In return for a fun and intimate arrangement, I would be happy to provide you with extra income while you pursue your career goals.Why do married men always have to throw in words like "establishing yourself" and "career goals" and "mutual benefits" ? If you would be interested in this type of arrangement with mutual benefits, I look forward to your reply.