Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Why My Baby Making Factory Is Closed for Business











Well Hello There My Little Baby Foxes,

I am sure many of you have children. I don't. Do you know how many women have told me all these horror stories ? Oh, but that it's soooooo worth it ? (probably the same women that would turn around and judge me for how I would raise my child)  Guess what ? My biological clock is obviously broken and I haven't seen the light. I would rather sleep in till noon. Did I tell you what I did on Sunday ? Absolutely nothing. I woke up, watched Law and Order in my pjs, ate, napped by the window like a cat, and after I woke up again, I ate some more. I think I gained a pound. I didn't even leave my apartment. I didn't shower (I did today though) and I only got up to take a dump or go to the kitchen.

I am not willing to have my vagina ripped just so I can give birth to someone that will mouth off to me and humiliate me on a daily basis like the kid above. OMG, I feel so bad for the parents. His parents must be getting dirty looks and "what about the parents" comments on a daily basis.

Poor mother who wrote that. What she doesn't realize, is that that kid will probably get high fives for watching porn and smoking. I bet he's more popular now.

Someone go and give her a hug.

Oh and P.S........ I got this off Lamebook.com. Basically it's a spoof on Facebook. People submit funny/lame things found on Facebook. So hilarious. I love that site, and I guarantee you will too. So glad I am not up there.

Okay, bedtime for me, my little loves.

Besitos !

28 comments:

Pesto Sauce said...

Real sad. I feel for the parents

mac said...

This is why birth control was invented.

Yanno ? You can still enjoy some things ;-)

Fireblossom said...

Holy mackerel. I don't feel bad for that woman at all. Talk about the Trailer Park Family Robinson.

Every teenage boy on the planet looks at porn. Got to love when the righteous punishment far exceeds the crime. He'll learn something from this: that dear Mom would rather publically humiliate him and make a spectacle of herself than to just pitch the stashes when she finds them.

As for the gym incident, if he lacks all restraint and has no class, I can't imagine where he gets that from. *rolleyes*

Candace said...

wow. never heard of lamebook first off. have to check that out. i do have kids, but boy oh boy, am i jealous of your day yesterday!!!

Irredento Urbanita said...

Here in Spain thousands and thousands boys and girls would be in the same situation of that kid.

Regards

Valery

[Barcelona Daily Photo]

Bev said...

Parenting isn't for everyone! I don't know what I'd do to my kids if they did those things, and I hope I never have to find out....

LL Cool Joe said...

My 15 year old daughter has watched porn, so it's not just teenage boys. Most of the hip hop videos they watch are soft porn anyway.

I pick my arguments with my kids, and that wouldn't be one of them.

Both our kids are adopted, and I couldn't contemplate my life without them.

But kids aren't for everyone. My birth mother chucked me out when I was 2 weeks old proving that not everyone wants or should have kids.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I'm giving that mother a virtual high 5 right now! Good for her.

Charlene said...

It's times like this that I'm glad I never had a child.

I think there has to be a very quiet and lovely spot in the here after for parents who survive their children's teen years without committing a major crime.

MindyMom said...

As a mother of four...

I can't say I have a good argument to this post. ;)

Whiskey Girl said...

That was freaking AWESOME!!!!

I don't have nor do I want children but I do know that parenting starts when the kid pops out. You can't start being a parent after your kids run all over you.

My CW (co worker) has 3 teenage boys and they are always getting into trouble and she is always threatening them but never does anything about it.

IMO you can't wait until they are grown up to lay down the law - it has to be done at an early age...

Any one agree/disagree?

RA said...

Iäm like you. MY life comes first and there is no room for kids. It is a choise.
This mom may be on the right track you know. It is not the fact that he watched porn that is obvious in it, it is the mere event of his mom punishing him in public. This guy won't be caught again. :D

H said...

Porn is good for the soul and keeps idle hands busy.

There should be skill testing questions and/or license requirement prior to people having kids (goes for voting too)

I was in Wallmart over the weekend and OMG some of the kids parents I saw, these little fuckers have no chance.... no chance

JStar said...

LOL...and youre right...he got cool points from his friends for this one...Me, I woulda just beat him lol..

KrippledWarrior said...

I'm confused. what part of this was true? and which part was spoof???

Danielle said...

I am on the "sooo worth it" side. However she is still young so I have time to change my mind.

Ily said...

Kids (and marriage) aren't for everyone. I can't believe the mother used public humiliation to punish her kid. Poor guy.

Senorita said...

Krippled Warrior,

None of this is fake. Lamebook is a website basically making fun of the dumb postings on Facebook, or postings that are funny. They have different categories too.

People submit their findings on Facebook to Lamebook.

Riot Kitty said...

I don't feel bad for the parents at all! I hope that kid DOES have friends who think he's even cooler. I'd rather have my little bro look at porn than watch a movie where everyone gets shot to pieces.

Sir Thomas said...

sometimes it all just makes you wonder huh?

Miranda La Cantina said...

thing is, I kind of wanna meet the kid who pissed and shit on the opposing team.

dadshouse said...

That's sad for the mom and kid. I have teens, and they are great. They never give me shit. And I don't give them grief. We get along swimmingly.

And I must say, the parenting experience is the best thing that ever happened in my life.

Rest up!

Memphis Steve said...

Your Sunday sounds like my idea of a perfect weekend. Too bad you live so far away!

I think you are going to turn me into a Lamebook.com fan. I haven't really paid much attention to it up until now.

Darrin.. said...

I just can't fathom this type of behavior from my kiddo's! I'm sure a lot of different factors lead to this type of behavior, but I'm just glad my kiddo's are pretty well adjusted. Otherwise.. I'm sure I'd be grayer than Steve Martin!

P.S.: Thanks for the lamebook heads up!!

NM156 said...

Alas, there were no more worlds to conquer.

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

Senorita! are you not going to put those inherited bearing hips of yours into use huh? even once?..hehehe....i really feel for the mum, being a mother of 4 kids, i know what she is talking about...in Nigeria, the boy would had been spanked every inch of his buttocks by his father or uncle since his mum would not be strong enough to hold him down!...then he would not have his own room but share so no room for privacy!. I agree with what she told those that didn't support the discipline action she took!.

Red Shoes said...

You know... I am reading these in reverse since I just got back from my road trip... but in the olden days, a fukken sabre tooth tiger would jump out... grab these people... take em back to a tree, eat them... and then hours later, they would get pooped out...

Today, they just reproduce... and I end up teaching some of them...

Blerk...

~shoes~

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