Monday, August 23, 2010

Hey Man, What do you think you're looking at ????

Well Hello There My Little Tulips !

So what's up ? Have a nice weekend ?

Anywho, my car did not get a good smogging yesterday. I took it to the shop down the street for a quote and the dude there tried to get me to bend over and grab my ankles told me that it would cost me $58 for a smog check.

W...T.....Efff ???????

Look, I know I am a chick, but come the Hell on ! It's a smog check. It's basic car care and I do know that smoggings cost less than 58 fucking dollars, that's for sure. I just smiled and told him that I would be back.

NOT ! I hope he's not holding his breath......

Today I was working at my other job and I sat in a small pile of purple flowers without even knowing it. I was wearing the ugliest uniform that makes my ass look fat khaki pants, and I even helped a contractor that came in the building. I was just walking around until my coworker asked me what the Hell was on my ass.

It was purple but could've been confused for another dark color, and it looked like I either had an old stain or I forgot to wipe my ass. So embarrassing !

But that wasn't the reason I wrote today's blog either.

Men, while you were in the middle of having a conversation, have you ever had a woman look down at your crotch ? Like you'll be talking about the weather or Obama or whatever, and midconversation, you'll catch her eyes at your jewels. Or Hell, it doesn't even have to be a chick. It could be a dude. Have you ever caught a man sneeking a little peak at your bulge ?

What do you think about that ? Do you play it off like you don't notice ? If the offender is a chick, do you feel proud ? Stare at her boobs to retaliate ?

I know it's wierd of me to come out of nowhere and ask such questions, but check this out...........

I have caught a few men looking straight at my crotch while I am talking. (Like my boss at my security job and I was wearing baggy pants) Look, if men stare at my boobs I am way more forgiving because well, I am a chick and that's what men do. Plus, I mean, c'mon, I am a little large for my frame. It's like not allowing a dog to lick himself or sniff another dog's ass, it's what they do ( and I don't mean to compare men to dogs so please calm down)

But my nether regions are off limits ! I make damn sure I don't have a camel toe before stepping out and I've been pretty vigilant about that. My business is always covered and I rarely wear tight pants out. But what's wierd is I get more stares when I am wearing baggy pants. WTF ? You can't see anything, I am certainly not asking for it, what the eff are your eyes doing down there? It's one thing if someone looks at a man's crotch. It's a bulge, and when it pops up to say hello, people do notice ! But as a chick, I ain't got nothing going on. No party in my pants, what business does someone have looking down there ?

The last time this happened to me my boss at my security job parked his eyes right there and I looked down and my pants were zipped, so I looked right back up and asked him if my fly was down. Luckily he changed the subject quickly. So awkward. And this hasn't been the first time this has happened to me.

Ladies, does this happen to you ?? Please do share.

17 comments:

Scarlet Ily said...

OMG...when I was younger and a guy stared at our boobs (and we weren't wearing anything revealing to begin with) my friend and I would stare at his crotch to piss him off. Unfortunately, it didn't work and I think the guy actually enjoyed it, so we stopped doing it after a while. It's funny how you mention this. :)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Maybe a long time ago a man might stare at my crotch, but not anymore.
But my boobs? Still. Maybe it's because I never wear a Bra...(I am home all the time and I csnnot stand feeling 'confined'....lol)
....but I do get some Boob stares because of that, I think, and they are pretty big because I am overweight, so there is an abundance to stare at.

JStar said...

LOL...I guess he was day dreaming about his face being right there LOL

The nitty-gritty tales of a housewife said...

Yeah! my back side..you know we africans are well endowed ...we call the large boobs ATTACKER & the large back sides DEFENDER....hehehe. so i have a solid defender which attract men eyes whenever i put on leggings...what do i do?....NOTHING! just smile & put on a swagger into my steps...lol....just overlook it & see it as an appreciation of your good assets...or give them a scolding look if you feel so embarrassed.As for the guy looking down your crotch...give him the you-are-not -getting-in-there-mister,-look!

Candice said...

They only stare at my croch when one of my balls are hanging out.

dadshouse said...

I try not to stare, or at least get caught staring, but I took my son to the bank the other day and when the teller bent down to get cash from a down-low box (what teller keeps her cash way down there?) she gave my son and me both a wide-open peep show. And I must say, I was ready to start tipping with $1 bills! Ah, nice.

When do I need to make another deposit? Hey... I found a penny behind the couch cushion. Off to the bank!

Charlene said...

Men have stared at my boobs for most of my life; well the part where I had boobs. I decided to not get all upset and wear low neck tops.

As to looking at men's crotch? I can't help it. Especially for men I've seen naked. Sigh.

MindyMom said...

I have had plenty of men check out my rack and my ass but can't say I've ever caught one checking out my lady bits! When clothed anyway - lol!

I am guilty of checking out a guy's package though, and sometimes at very inappropriate times. (like in a professional setting - oops!)

mac said...

I've caught myself doing it when it was really obvious. I kind of figured they must have wanted us to look, right?

Thanks, I was walking around all day singing THIS damn song !

Boobs are just to nice to not notice, sorry ;-)

Riot Kitty said...

You know, I've totally never even thought about another woman checking me out...so I don't know. Plenty of times I've had to say to men, however, "They won't talk to you."

Fireblossom said...

That's only happened to me once. It was in the grocery store when I ran into this guy I know slightly, who is a total horndog. He was really obvious about it, and I was on the point of saying something about it when he finally remembered I have a face and looked up.

As for doing the staring, if I were, it would be because I was wondering where you got those cargoes cos I want a pair.

village square said...

smogging, oh yeah, tried that once, but i realized soon that smoking while jogging is a bad idea...

Mama Zen said...

I love that you asked him if your fly was down! I'm going to remember that one.

PorkStar said...

They may be looking for a FUPA darling, but last time i checked you didn't have one. lol

Irredento Urbanita said...

Don't get angry by that situations or by that kind of guys. Your stories have your own touch. :)

Regards

Valery

[Barcelona Daily Photo]

Red Shoes said...

KMAO @ Candace!!!

I think people look at one professor's balls in his class.. because he seems to be playing with them all the time...

I've noticed more than a fair share of boobage in my Life... as for the bits area, if/when I notice, I try to not be quite so obvious about it...

I get some 'package looks' when I wear jeans... it seems to be the most obvious then...

It is a bit awkward when I see a female student checking out my package... hmmm...

~shoes~

Mike said...

Smogging check? You're kidding right?

Can't say I've ever checked out a lady's bits while she was clothed. All I can say is they are trying to imagine what you look like under the baggy clothes.