Hey Man, What do you think you're looking at ????

Well Hello There My Little Tulips !

So what's up ? Have a nice weekend ?

Anywho, my car did not get a good smogging yesterday. I took it to the shop down the street for a quote and the dude there tried to get me to bend over and grab my ankles told me that it would cost me $58 for a smog check.

W...T.....Efff ???????

Look, I know I am a chick, but come the Hell on ! It's a smog check. It's basic car care and I do know that smoggings cost less than 58 fucking dollars, that's for sure. I just smiled and told him that I would be back.

NOT ! I hope he's not holding his breath......

Today I was working at my other job and I sat in a small pile of purple flowers without even knowing it. I was wearing the ugliest uniform that makes my ass look fat khaki pants, and I even helped a contractor that came in the building. I was just walking around until my coworker asked me what the Hell was on my ass.

It was purple but could've been confused for another dark color, and it looked like I either had an old stain or I forgot to wipe my ass. So embarrassing !

But that wasn't the reason I wrote today's blog either.

Men, while you were in the middle of having a conversation, have you ever had a woman look down at your crotch ? Like you'll be talking about the weather or Obama or whatever, and midconversation, you'll catch her eyes at your jewels. Or Hell, it doesn't even have to be a chick. It could be a dude. Have you ever caught a man sneeking a little peak at your bulge ?

What do you think about that ? Do you play it off like you don't notice ? If the offender is a chick, do you feel proud ? Stare at her boobs to retaliate ?

I know it's wierd of me to come out of nowhere and ask such questions, but check this out...........

I have caught a few men looking straight at my crotch while I am talking. (Like my boss at my security job and I was wearing baggy pants) Look, if men stare at my boobs I am way more forgiving because well, I am a chick and that's what men do. Plus, I mean, c'mon, I am a little large for my frame. It's like not allowing a dog to lick himself or sniff another dog's ass, it's what they do ( and I don't mean to compare men to dogs so please calm down)

But my nether regions are off limits ! I make damn sure I don't have a camel toe before stepping out and I've been pretty vigilant about that. My business is always covered and I rarely wear tight pants out. But what's wierd is I get more stares when I am wearing baggy pants. WTF ? You can't see anything, I am certainly not asking for it, what the eff are your eyes doing down there? It's one thing if someone looks at a man's crotch. It's a bulge, and when it pops up to say hello, people do notice ! But as a chick, I ain't got nothing going on. No party in my pants, what business does someone have looking down there ?

The last time this happened to me my boss at my security job parked his eyes right there and I looked down and my pants were zipped, so I looked right back up and asked him if my fly was down. Luckily he changed the subject quickly. So awkward. And this hasn't been the first time this has happened to me.

Ladies, does this happen to you ?? Please do share.