Monday, November 16, 2009

Sounds Like Someone's Got A Bad Case of the Mondays !

Good Morning My Little Petite Fours,

That line above is not from me, it is from the movie Office Space. My favorite line after that was when the guy with the pornstache replied " I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that."

I really wish the weekend didn't end so soon, but the good news, my little treats, is that I finished off the rest of my German chocolate cake. So delicious. I like to take a vitamin while I eat my dessert. Not like it really makes a difference, but makes me feel better about myself.

Last night I went out to visit my mama cita Ashleigh in Santa Cruz. It was a lot of fun. If you think I have a mouth on me, wait till you talk to her. And when you put us together, shit is bound to happen. It's like I am not embarrassed to make an ass of myself with her in public. While she was bending over to sign her credit card slip, I decided to spank her in front of the staff and people trying to enjoy their ice cream. She tries to get away, yet I always manage to get one more in.

Other than that, not a whole lot going on right now in my neck of the woods. Ah, who am I kidding. I am busy, it's just not exciting enough to write about.

That is all for now my little frosted cakes !

Besitos !

8 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

I would have been the guy in the ice cream shop enjoying the show...hahahaha... you silly french hens!

Mike said...

Now you need a picture of that. LOL.

Lil Red said...

No, Mike, she needs to take a video of that! :)

Liam said...

A good spank is worth a thousand words.

PorkStar said...

you said: I like to take a vitamin while I eat my dessert.

I said: I like to eat the dessert and deliver a protein....

uhm, i heard that in a movie too actually..

Ok, Porky puts apple back on mouth and call it a night. : )

Tom Bailey said...

German chocolate cake with vitamins. They are perfect together as long as milk is included as well. German chocolate cake needs to have milk included.

* Ashleigh * said...

Hey now boys, if her and I make a video, we are gonna charge you for it! haha

By the way, you know how I attempted to get out of the way on your first attempt, and I hit my hip on the counter? Yeah I got a bruise there

Big Mark 243 said...

Now, if Ashleigh is willing to do a video, I am willing to purchase it! LOL