Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Hump Day Hotness

Hello My Little French Desserts,


So I will start a little tradition. On Wednesdays I will post a picture of a really hot man, talk about something sexual, or both.


I know, not really out of character for me, but I am proud of the new title "Hump Day Hotness" so I feel like it is another excuse to be dirty.


One of my former bosses once told a man to blow him. It was hilarious, because my former boss was a huge fat dude. Some guy in a meeting said "why don't you get us some coffee" to which he responded " and why don't you blow me". Priceless. I wish I could pull something like that off. Too bad he left the company. He had awesome BBQs. It was because of him that I left Enterprise Rent A Car and ended up in the job I am now. He saved me from the fiery pits of car rental hell.


Moving along..........


Have you little petite fleurs ever watched Sex and The City ? Well I have, and in one of the episodes Samantha Jones walks into a Sharper Image store and sees neck massagers on display. All the ladies know where I am going with this.............


Anyway, Samantha mistakes the neck massagers for vibrators. She asked the salesman about the "vibrator" to which he tried to explain that it is not a vibrator, it is a neck massager while trying not to burst out laughing. Her response was priceless. "You really want me to believe that women use these to massage their necks ?"


Fast forward to this morning and visualize Yours Truly in a Brookstone store (Sharper Image went bankrupt).


Anyway, I was looking for a back massager since I was told to massage my neck on a regular basis. I go over to the table labeled "neck massagers" and I had a Samantha moment. Those "neck massagers" did not look like neck massagers. They clearly looked like vibrators. I saw the salesman look at me, and I felt a little embarrassed. I bet that was a marketing ploy. Call it a neck massager, and maybe women will feel more comfortable about walking in a store in the mall and purchasing a sex toy in plain view of everyone else old women and children included.


I ended up finding a back massager that I really like. You put it on a chair and it rolls up and down your back. Much better than wasting money on a chair that massages. I think those are useless anyway.


And now for the hot man du jour....................






That, my little macaroons, is Antonio Sabato Jr. who recently was featured on VH1's My Antonio where he was looking for for a girlfriend.

He is a total hotty with a naughty body. That is the epitome of my type minus the douchebag tatoos he has, his male trampstamp included.

I also didn't like his personality. I found him to be rude, and a total douche to the women on the show.

But I am not looking at his personality. I am looking at his body. I heard he smells real good, too.

Yummy............

He is so good looking that I would forget about his personality and treat him like a piece of meat.

Okay, tootles for now.

Besitos !

21 comments:

Scarlet said...

I knew by the title this post was going to be racy in a very tasty (or is it tasteful?) way. I scrolled down to Antonio and worked my way up...it was better that way. :)

Loved the Sex and the City/vibrator part because I remember that episode and cracking up over the phone with my friend, Maria, over Samantha's line. I told her we'd have to use it sometime at a place like Brookstone's. I'll be sure to let you know when that happens!

Going back to Antonio, that's a great picture of him...but on the show he acts like a typical guy from Miami. If he sits there and looks hot (and doesn't open his mouth), we're good.

* Ashleigh * said...

Isn't Antonio Sabato Jr. an Italian man?!?! Uh oh, breaking away from the latinos - ay dios mio! jk bff

He's en fuego, even in person! You could use him to wash your clothes too...on those abs!

I watched the Sex and the City movie the other night-so great!

That One Mom said...

Yum! I love Antonio! I thought he was married?? Oh well... He's yummy to look at.

Have you checked out any of my Future Ex-Husband posts? I love yummy men! Thanks for the eye candy!

Deine Mutti said...

I guess I better not read your blog on Wednesdays.......

Bussi!

LYN said...

SO HOW DID STRADDLING THE BACK OF THE CHAIR WORK OUT FOR YA?? LOL...

COULD YOU PUT DAVID BECKHAM IN THE RUNNING FOR SOME HUMPING ON A WEDNESDAY??..THANKS!!

Organic Meatbag said...

I spend hump day thrusting my pelvis repeatedly...you know, to impress people...hehehehe...that is how hump day goes down for me...

Danielle said...

OH, I love me some tattoo's on men. He is a doll.

Liam said...

Senorita, you're rasons for not wanting to use a male escort and the way you want to use Antonio seem to be in conflict with each other.

Don't get me wrong I have no problem with either of your thoughts but you must admit I have a point.

Having said that I don't see why a good looking chick as yourself can't have a dozen Antonio's at the door.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

He is a total hottie!!! WOW!

Senorita said...

Liam,

You are too kind.......

I see your point, but there are things to consider:

1.) I will probably never ever meet Antonio :(

2.)Escorts are paid. I will not pay a man to be with me. If I hypothetically got with Antonio, there would be no monetary transaction going on.

3.) In reality, I may have had the thought but I would not have actually tried to hit on him and take him home for an evening.

Yeah, you can definitely say that I am physically attracted to someone that looks like that.

And although I would have the thought of getting with him like that, in reality I wouldn't act on it like that. That's just not how I roll.

I guess I exagerrated a little in this post. He's still a hotty in my book though.

FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com said...

That mention of Samantha walking into that store to buy a "neck massager" totally brought the video clip back into my mind

"Oh don't buy that. It'll burn your clit off"

Hahahhahaahah....

Found you via Liam's blog.. :) Am loving it so far

Stacie's Madness said...

hell yes...please put hotness picture first so that my initial visual isn't a fat guy telling someone to blow him. mmmk? ;)

Mike said...

Love that episode. Hey it's all in the marketing.

dadshouse said...

Don't you women just see a back massager as a really really big vibrator? I'm confused..

Senorita said...

Dadshouse,

Well, not really........

That's kind of like me asking if you men all see lotion as lubricant for your right hand.

You'd have to see those neck massagers to know what I am talking about. They looked really similar to vibrators. I don't know how else to explain it.

Kerrie said...

I am afraid your hotty does not do a lotty for me, but that is a good thing really because if we all like the same thing there just wouldn't be enough thing to go round.
Talking of vibrators my friend bought me a vibrating duck bath massager which was clearly a sex toy in disguise. I am not sure if this was her intention but it was brilliant....I broke it.

Kerrie said...

P.S yours of course is clearly a neck massager. ..Wink

JStar said...

Thanks for visiting my blog! I am now a new follower of your blog :)

I agree Antonio is extremley sexy. I watched the show and he wasnt that bad, it just made him an average man...

LOL@the vibrator...I love that show

PorkStar said...

Every woman I've heard of talking about the infamous massagers have told me they use them as vibrators as well, no need to sugar coat it, darling, I'm sure you use to massage your neck as well.. mmhmmmm

That show my Antonio, bwahahahahaha what a waste of time, money and such a ridiculous name for a show.. My Antonio...

My balls!

Yep, he a douchebag, and hot?

My balls.

mac said...

Lemme get this straight, it's OK for woman to use a "neck massager" (*cough*bullshit*cough*) as a sex toy....BUT, use a jar of Peanut Butter one time and the wife files for divorce ;-)

Carl said...

Lol, really the massagers may be confused with vibrators . Because they do a similar job.