Sunday, November 1, 2009

Mistress Senorita is back !

Hello My Little Loves,

I took a little break from posting my "manslations".

But now I am back ! I may have been sleeping, but I am not dead ! Rawr !

Below is why I feel bad for older women in the dating scene. This is just one more demographic that they have to hide from.........

I am also glad that my mother wouldn't look twice at a man my brother's age.

As usual my thoughts aka "manslations" are in bold.

TITLE: Looking for that special cougar - 26 I need a mommy to spank me

Date: 2009-11-01, 12:22PM

About me: Someone once said I have a 'refreshing vernacular'. I hope it was nice, I don't know what that really means. In intimate situations, that can make for a nice contrast if the right gal gets me in the dirty talk. I assume that works, it did in all that American Pie inspired porn I've been watching. I'm well aware of the value of foreplay and can be a tease in the best possible way (it just makes the sex that much sweeter). It's a two-way street when it comes to stamina, so if the chemistry is there, why not go all night? Women tend to notice (in order) my eyes, my hair, and my voice. Notice I've mentioned nothing hot about my body, and by the way, I sound like I am hitting puberty I've also gotten complements I can't spell on my name, which does have a sexy flair if you try it with various European accents. I am a wannabe Eurotrash douchebag.

I'd be happy to entertain special requests. I'll lick the bottom of your shoe if you ask nicely. My preferences? A woman's touch is a simple pleasure of mine....seeing her in bra & panties (I was never much of a fan of nighties reminds me of my granny). Whether you have book smarts or street smarts, intelligence in general is a sexy complement to your appetites and desires. One of us should be smart, and it is clear that person is not me.

I'm d/d (dear readers of mine: d/d stands for disease/drama) free and so should you. Well, I haven't been tested in a while, so I can't really verify that.

If you're into a quickies, I'll look to making it a worthwhile time of stress-relief. I like to especially get it on in public bathrooms. If you're into multiples, I look to making the 'recovery' periods between trysts brief but enjoyable. This can include talking, cuddling, even reading aloud if you're into that. I would prefer that you read to me, like my mommy used to.


Well then my little furry cubs, that is all for today. If this is your sort of thing and you live in the SF Bay Area, below is the link to write to him and contact him yourself ! No judgment here, oh who the hell am I kidding, I'll judge you in private.

Love, hugs, kisses and chocolates,

Mistress Senorita

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/m4w/1446970689.html

13 comments:

Liam said...

what can I say... you just keep 'em coming.

mac said...

WTF? A compliment on his name? Dipshit sounds sooo exotic with a French accent .

Loving Annie said...

ha-ha-ha, you so pinned that nerd !
What men are thinking when they write ads like that are beyond me. Even worse would be that any woman responded at all.
Like attracts like, I guess.

Charmaine said...

I think I told you I was on a site called Plentyoffish.com.

Some guy I went on one date with 1.5 years ago contacted me on Facebook. I'm so stupid, I probably answered questions like, "what is your password".

A few days later he sent me an email showing the profile of another woman, apparently, using MY profile pic, from another state. Huh? The day afterward, my profile was deleted.

It had to be him.

How he did it? I have no clue.

Deine Mutter said...

Ah, thank you, just what the doctor ordered! Well I now don't just have a sore throat, but am out and out sick, so I guess it was a good thing I didn't meet up with you yesterday.

But your manslation sure hit the spot, before I am off to get some rest and hopefully start the recovery!

Love you!

Mom

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Hoe funny. I feel sorry for old women in the dating scene too. I'm old and single but I'm so picky I will probably stay single forever. At this age we tend to kick people out when they part their hair the wrong way.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

That should have been how. Not hoe. Lol.

LYN said...

YOU CRACK ME UP..MANSLATIONS...FLIPPING AWESOME...
NEW HOUSWEIVES THURSDAY..THE ORIGINAL COUGARS...LOL!!!

dadshouse said...

Ha - love it. What young guy talks about his eyes and hair?

Big Mark 243 said...

With this guy, d/d could have stood for 'Dungeons & Dragons'!

Stacie's Madness said...

ugh, idiots.

Tom Bailey said...

I got stuck on manslations... never heard that word I think before today.

Is there a womanalations? Or would it be womanelations?

Very entertaining as always.

Scarlet said...

Stress-relief quickies?? He sure knows how to sweep a girl off her feet, doesn't he?? ¡Por su madre!

You got him all figured out, Chica! You should do all the women a favor and post this on Craig's List!