I took a little break from posting my "manslations".
But now I am back ! I may have been sleeping, but I am not dead ! Rawr !
Below is why I feel bad for older women in the dating scene. This is just one more demographic that they have to hide from.........
I am also glad that my mother wouldn't look twice at a man my brother's age.
As usual my thoughts aka "manslations" are in bold.
TITLE: Looking for that special cougar - 26 I need a mommy to spank me
Date: 2009-11-01, 12:22PM
About me: Someone once said I have a 'refreshing vernacular'. I hope it was nice, I don't know what that really means. In intimate situations, that can make for a nice contrast if the right gal gets me in the dirty talk. I assume that works, it did in all that American Pie inspired porn I've been watching. I'm well aware of the value of foreplay and can be a tease in the best possible way (it just makes the sex that much sweeter). It's a two-way street when it comes to stamina, so if the chemistry is there, why not go all night? Women tend to notice (in order) my eyes, my hair, and my voice. Notice I've mentioned nothing hot about my body, and by the way, I sound like I am hitting puberty I've also gotten complements I can't spell on my name, which does have a sexy flair if you try it with various European accents. I am a wannabe Eurotrash douchebag.
I'd be happy to entertain special requests. I'll lick the bottom of your shoe if you ask nicely. My preferences? A woman's touch is a simple pleasure of mine....seeing her in bra & panties (I was never much of a fan of nighties reminds me of my granny). Whether you have book smarts or street smarts, intelligence in general is a sexy complement to your appetites and desires. One of us should be smart, and it is clear that person is not me.
I'm d/d (dear readers of mine: d/d stands for disease/drama) free and so should you. Well, I haven't been tested in a while, so I can't really verify that.
If you're into a quickies, I'll look to making it a worthwhile time of stress-relief. I like to especially get it on in public bathrooms. If you're into multiples, I look to making the 'recovery' periods between trysts brief but enjoyable. This can include talking, cuddling, even reading aloud if you're into that. I would prefer that you read to me, like my mommy used to.
Well then my little furry cubs, that is all for today. If this is your sort of thing and you live in the SF Bay Area, below is the link to write to him and contact him yourself ! No judgment here, oh who the hell am I kidding, I'll judge you in private.Love, hugs, kisses and chocolates,