Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tell It Like It Is Tuesday

Good Morning My Little Peacocks and Peahens,

On this glorious day I feel like another "manslation". As usual my "manslation" is in bold.

Title: Seeking Pretty, Sexy Lady With Pierced Nipples


Hello ...

What can I say ... I like ladies with piercings ... and tattoos as well If you show me your tramp stamp, I will let you touch my Prince Albert.

So ... Some more about me ... My passions are nutrition, health, working out, my life, my friends, and hopefully you. Aaaww......

I love to dance, love to cook, enjoy sports, love being outdoors, and love playing indoors I want to play with your pierced nipples in better lighting . There's little I don't enjoy doing and am very open-minded and non-judgemental I am totally judgemental, I just won't call you the next morning . As for looks, I'm very nice looking, tall (6'1"), and have a slender runner's build I'm stick thin with olive complexion, huge brown eyes, and a nice smile. Notice sweety, that I didn't mention my age. I am older than your daddy.

I'm also very smart, successful, and easy-going blah blah blah the only thing I really am is easy. So you think we'd make a hot couple ? Well, if you want to get to know this single, sincere, happy, healthy unattached guy, you need to make the next move. Hit me up ! Holla !

Hopefully I've struck a chord with you because I want you to play with my chord all day ... so, drop me a line and I promise to reply. Thanks !

9 comments:

Loving Annie said...

Gag me - these men need a reality check !
Thank goodness your manslations help clear the the smokestack of b.s. !

Liam said...

I'm 6"1" and I'm not stick thin. Why does he have to be stick thin? I agree that not letting you know the age is a problem.

Senorita said...

Liam,

This guy is kind of bragging in his post. He is also bragging about his appearances. He highlights things like "slender" or "6 ft tall" or "olive skin"

So when I look at that, I also consider the things he isn't mentioning that other men have no problem mentioning like his age for example. He isn't talking about his body type, except that he is slender but men don't usually describe themselves like "slender". They usually say "athletic build" So it sent a red flag to my brain.

You are 6 ft, but from the beginning, I could tell that you aren't stick thin.

Stacie's Madness said...

yeah and he forgot...

btw I still live at home with Mom.

Liam said...

If someone is trying to advertise their looks I think a picture is worth a thousand words.

mac said...

Prince Albert.... OUCH !!!! I don't think I need that.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Tell it like it is honey! I so do love it when you tell it like it is!

PorkStar said...

hahahaha stupid men make me sick
ridiculous when they say they are good looking... yeah sure whatevs

Idiots

Deine Mutter said...

Das ist so witzig! Ach, Du kannst das so got, diese manslations! Die sind besser als jede Komoedie! Und sag dem Liam er soll diese Sachen nicht so ernst nehmen - es ist ja eine manslation, nicht ein bericht fuer einen Rechtsanwalt! Sheesh, hat der denn keinen Sinn fuer Humor!
Ich freue mich jedenfalls ueber jede manslation die ich lese - heitert mich immer auf und manchmal falle ich sogar vom Sessel von so viel lachen!
alsdann, Bussi!