Hump Day Hotness

Hello My Little French Desserts,

So I will start a little tradition. On Wednesdays I will post a picture of a really hot man, talk about something sexual, or both.

I know, not really out of character for me, but I am proud of the new title "Hump Day Hotness" so I feel like it is another excuse to be dirty.

One of my former bosses once told a man to blow him. It was hilarious, because my former boss was a huge fat dude. Some guy in a meeting said "why don't you get us some coffee" to which he responded " and why don't you blow me". Priceless. I wish I could pull something like that off. Too bad he left the company. He had awesome BBQs. It was because of him that I left Enterprise Rent A Car and ended up in the job I am now. He saved me from the fiery pits of car rental hell.

Moving along..........

Have you little petite fleurs ever watched Sex and The City ? Well I have, and in one of the episodes Samantha Jones walks into a Sharper Image store and sees neck massagers on display. All the ladies know where I am going with this.............

Anyway, Samantha mistakes the neck massagers for vibrators. She asked the salesman about the "vibrator" to which he tried to explain that it is not a vibrator, it is a neck massager while trying not to burst out laughing. Her response was priceless. "You really want me to believe that women use these to massage their necks ?"

Fast forward to this morning and visualize Yours Truly in a Brookstone store (Sharper Image went bankrupt).

Anyway, I was looking for a back massager since I was told to massage my neck on a regular basis. I go over to the table labeled "neck massagers" and I had a Samantha moment. Those "neck massagers" did not look like neck massagers. They clearly looked like vibrators. I saw the salesman look at me, and I felt a little embarrassed. I bet that was a marketing ploy. Call it a neck massager, and maybe women will feel more comfortable about walking in a store in the mall and purchasing a sex toy in plain view of everyone else old women and children included.

I ended up finding a back massager that I really like. You put it on a chair and it rolls up and down your back. Much better than wasting money on a chair that massages. I think those are useless anyway.

And now for the hot man du jour....................

That, my little macaroons, is Antonio Sabato Jr. who recently was featured on VH1's My Antonio where he was looking for for a girlfriend.

He is a total hotty with a naughty body. That is the epitome of my type minus the douchebag tatoos he has, his male trampstamp included.

I also didn't like his personality. I found him to be rude, and a total douche to the women on the show.

But I am not looking at his personality. I am looking at his body. I heard he smells real good, too.

Yummy............

He is so good looking that I would forget about his personality and treat him like a piece of meat.

Okay, tootles for now.

Besitos !