Ten Random Tidbits About Moi

Hello There My Little Peaches,

Guess what loves ? I don't have too much to report at the moment. Although did I tell you that when my BFF Ashleigh was here last week and we went out to eat that some homeless dudes were hollering at us from behind the bushes at night ? Talk about the winners in my hood. This was right across the street from my apartment.

I worked out last night in effort to deflate my ass before my vacay abroad (what's the point, I plan to eat a lot over there anyway). I wanted to use the bike. I saw some creepy fat dude (he had a pervy twinkle in his eye when he smiled) sweating all over it. I promptly went into the other room to attempt the plank.

Anywhore, when I came back he was gone. There are three bikes, and the other two were broken so guess what ? I had to use the same one he sweated on. Look, I know that we all use machines people previously sweated on. But the nasty image of him was already burned in my brain, and the image of my ass parked where his sweaty ass was,  just did not bring peace, love and happiness to my psyche. No namaste for me !

Let's talk about something else, shall we ?

Oh yes, I am getting sidetracked. Ten random pieces of info for you about me.....................

1.) My phone and iPod are over 3 years old and I have no plan of upgrading anytime soon. I have a Crazr and have no need or desire to upgrade to a Droid or an iPhone. $30 extra a month for internet access is a little excessive IMHO. But to some people it could be worth it. My friend used his to watch porn.

2.) Did you know that there is a specie of bird called the "bearded tit" ? That doesn't really have to do with me, but I thought I would throw that out there. You're welcome.

3.) I just can't get on the Facebook bandwagon.

4.) I still pay for AOL service. I don't know why I don't cancel. I just can't.

5.) I like cooking for myself, but I am way to embarrassed to cook for others. I refuse to do it. I feel my tastes are slightly different and I don't think others would like the way I prepare dishes.

6.) If you give me an expensive cake or the cake from the supermarket with buttercream frosting and cheap dye, I will take the supermarket cake anyday.

7.) I LOVE shows like Jersey Shore, 16 and Pregnant and the Real Housewives series. I can't wait to see The Situation dancing on Dancing With The Stars. I wish I could call in sick, watch all those shows and eat ice cream under the covers. Unfortunately I don't have cable, I have to go to work, and my ass doesn't need the ice cream.

8.) I used to want to be famous. Now I don't think I want to be famous. Money can't buy you freedom and happiness. I prefer most people not knowing who I am.

9.) I can make chocolate chip cookies that will knock your socks off.

10.) I got paid today, but I am broke already. 90% went to rent and what's left sure ain't enough.