Thursday, September 3, 2009

No, I wasn't looking at your crotch................

Hello Kittens,

As you may or may not know, I am currently a security wench for a living. Don't ask me about the uniform because it sucks. I wear beige pants that make my ass look big, and my top is oversized. The shirt is too long, so I have to stuff it in my pants, which makes me look like I have a tummy. So you get to see my fat ass, but you don't get to see that I actually do have some nice curves.

Anywhore, as part of my job I need to make sure that I can see peoples' badges when they walk in. Also, I need to know the names of employees when I am talking to them, and I usually do this by reading their names off their badges that are clipped to their belts.

But what happens when a guy has his badge close to his crotch ? I was talking to one of the guys in upper management today, and I was scanning him for his badge, when BAM it was close to his third leg. I felt embarrassed.

But that wasn't the worst. Three years ago when I first started out as a receptionist, this guy walks in. I was looking for his badge, which was ...........yeah, you guessed it.......... very close to his crotch. He saw me look down there and he winked at me.

One guy actually took the cake and wore his badge over his crotch. Management was very strict, and I was new meat at the time, and I was constantly asking each employee to show me his/her badge. I know it was annoying, but I didn't know everyone well enough to recognizes employees from nonemployees. So I guess one guy decided to shut me up and clip the badge on his belt over the crotch.

That is all for now.

Gracias y besitos !

5 comments:

Loving Annie said...

Oh Geez... What a jerk.

Isn't it weird ? if you have the hots for someone, there isn't anything more tantalizing than seeing a luscious bulge there -

and if you don't know them, it's just like euwwww and really uncomfortable to even have your eyes anywhere below chest level.

McLuvin said...

ROFLMAO! That is disturbing and totally uncomfortable - but in a totally hilarious way!

* Ashleigh * said...

Least they didn't come over and say..."Vagina, vagina, I wanna have sex with your vagina!"

Courtney said...

That's fucking hysterical... I would have asked him if I could examine it closer....

Organic Meatbag said...

Wow, it's a wonder none of these schmucks ever actually clipped the badge to their ballsacks...