Thursday, October 8, 2009

Cake Whore

Hello There My Little French Hens,

As you probably already know, I love cakes and cupcakes. Me likey.............

I guess you could say that I am a cake whore. I know that's what I would say. I am an equal opportunity cake lover, except for cheesecake. Me no likey the cheesecake. Which is a good thing, I don't need another ass.

My favorite type of cake is not the expensive cake you would find at an upscale dessert shop (even though I would happily gobble it up). My favorite cake is the birthday cake you would find at your local grocery store. The moist cake that you could probably whip up from a Duncan Hines box topped off with the thick, sugary frosting with dye.

So anyway, a couple of days ago I was doing my rounds in the building and making sure the doors were properly locked. I get into the conference room and saw some leftover chocolate birthday cake topped with colorful frosting balloons. I looked around, took the cake and walked out as fast as possible with it, hid it in another fridge and took it home. I felt like a little secret squirrel storing up for winter. I've been eating small pieces each day to make it last longer.

So I figure that I got lucky once and found some left over cake. It's rare I make a find like that so I just took the cake and enjoyed my luck.

Well, imagine how I must of felt today. I was doing my rounds again and found another nice-sized piece of chocolate birthday cake. I thought that I died and went to heaven. Once is nice, but two times is divine ! Jesus does love me !

I sat there and proceeded to devour half of that piece (even though I had a piece of my left over find earlier that morning). My coworker just sat there and commented on how much I love cake. At least that's what I thought he said. I was too busy focusing on my chocolate goodness to really pay attention.

I wish I would make such finds in cash form, but let's not get greedy now. Chocolate cake is just fine.

P.S: My birthday is November 30th............

11 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

Hmmmm...note to self: November 30th...order big-ass cake!

Deine Mutter said...

Ach ja, Dein Geburtstag kommt bald!!!!

Deine Liebe fuer Kuchen und Torten hast Du leider von mir geerbt, es ist in deinen Genen und da kann man leider nichts dagegen machen.

Also, geniesse ruhig diese guten Sachen, und ich habe viel gelacht ueber Deinen Kuchenfund!

Hoffentlich "sehe" ich Dich bald wieder auf IM.....

Ich wuensche Dir einen suessen Tag!

Bussi Bussi

Danielle said...

I so had 3 pieces of B-day cake last night and then ate all of the icing that no-one wanted.
I too am a cake whore!

mac said...

If you like them moist, try a mayonaise cake.

I know what it sounds like, but really, it is DELICIOUS !

All you need do is replace the oil in you recipe with an equal amount of Mayo....mmmmm.

Yeah, I hope you get's lots o' cake on the 30th. If not, I'll bring you some ;-)

Loving Annie said...

enjoy the cake bounty :) !

dadshouse said...

I'm picturing you stealing a piece of cake. Too funny! YOu know, Jean Val Jean, in Les Miserable, got locked up for stealing a loaf of bread... (

Kerrie said...

Ahh cake. Personally I love a French Fancie xx but any cake will do.

Scarlet said...

I'm all for those cheap, moist cakes with the killer frosting...but I'll pass on the bakery cakes with all that fancy custard and and fruits.

PS - You make me want to kill for chocolate right now!

* Ashleigh * said...

Funfetti still rocks!

Paul Nichols said...

I'm with you about cakes. I'll eat 'em all except cheesecake. Once in awhile I bake my own. Nothing fancy; just cake and icing.

Chocolate is the world's best friend and should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize every year. Hey, others have won it for a lot less...

Well, hey! No wonder I find you so perky and energetic. My daughter has a remarkably similar personality as yours. Her birthday is the same day as yours. Well, there ya go! Her son's birthday is only 3 days earlier, but he's got the personality of a front yard. (Neat, noticeable, orderly; that's about it. But a great sense of humor). Go figure

Random Esquire said...

Oh man, I'm with you. Cake is the best dessert. However, I pretty much hate frosting. And chocolate.

With an exception...duncan hines milk chocolate frosting.

So my favorite dessert is yellow or white cake with that chocolate frosting. Dude, it's like..simplicity x awesome.