Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Halloween

Hello My Little Kittens,

So Halloween is coming up. I have a nice black cat costume that I've worn for a couple of years with cat ears, black gloves, a mask, a corset and a tail.

Here you go.........



But this year I would like to be something different, and I just hope that I'll be invited to a Halloween party. It's been a while, especially since I've worked at night for the past couple of years for Halloween.

I went by the Halloween store to look at costumes the other day. It's all expensive. Not only that, but most of the costumes are outright slutty. Not that it's bad, but it's just that it's so cliche because most girls are trying way too hard to be extra slutty that day. Slutty French maid, slutty bellydancer, slutty dragon, whorish cop, naughty nurse.....

Lindsey Lohan's character in Mean Girls said it best: "Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." Oh so true..........

So you have all these young ladies (and maybe young ladies' moms) trying to dress like total sluts. And when that happens, creativity and originality tends to go out the window. Just an endless sea of wannabe slutty looking wannabees.

This year I would love to be Kate Gosselin. It would require a blonde wig that I would mangle and hack ( maybe with my kitty claws) into her hairdo, a jean mini skirt and form fitting t-shirt with a jacket.

That, and I would muster up a husband-hating, ball busting attitude. I will alter my normally polite, sweet demeanor and start complaining, start trying to get things for free, and just giving men a hard time and criticizing everything they do. If a guy holds the door open for me, I will demand to know why he didn't offer to hold my bag. If he's bold enough to pay me a compliment, I will pay him back by criticizing his hair or his gut.

And when he gets tired of that, he can run on over to the girls in the slutty costumes for some consoling.

So, what about you my little furry felines ? What would you like to be for Halloween?

Please do share........

13 comments:

Scarlet said...

Cute costume!

I never thought of copping an attitude to go with my outfit. Great idea! I want to be EMO MOM with blue hair, black nails, scars on my wrists...

My daughter would die! lol

Organic Meatbag said...

I have been working on Halloween costume ideas, but I need help, S! What would you suggest for a sack of meat like me? Hahaha!

Mike said...

LOL. That's a good idea. Please take a picture if you do it. This year I'm breaking out the wizard costume. I just revolve them like my wardrobe.

Stacie's Madness said...

love your costume.
i want it.
i want to dress like a slut for once. ;)

I'm actually going to a party this year! I am super stoked about it, but it's a pg party cause there will be kids.

SO, I'm going as a penguin (my daughter's costume).

Big Mark 243 said...

Cute pic ... I would love to see Scarlet as the Emo Mom though ... what a riot that look would be ..!

Kerrie said...

I don't mind slutty once in a while but original and slutty is much better. I think you can't go wrong with Wonder Woman. I always loved her as a girl, classey, slutty and you can repel bullets with your wristbands.

mac said...

I suppose I should set the stage for this srory....I have a full beard, have had is for 17 years. I trim, but never shave. Two days ago, I met an old man with alzheimers. He repeatedly asked me, "Hey, whatcha bringing me for christmas?". I just went along with him for a while, until his wife told him to leave me alone, "He's a busy man, dear, leave him to his job" ....He told me I was a great man and so nice in person.....maybe, I could be Santa Claus? (I have been gaining weight ;-)

Candice said...

I have no idea what I would like to be, but I am digging your cat outfit.

MEOW!

PorkStar said...

hahahahahaha

yeah well for halloween I'd like to be... uhm

normal?

But that requires me to undress and that I am not prepared to do while it's cold.

dadshouse said...

I was going to say, nothing beats a slutty costume on H-day - but a husband hating, ball busting, Kate Gosselin would be hilarious!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...I heard on some TV show that Kate Gosselin's Hairdo-Wig, is the most popular thing for Halloween this year.
I cannot bear these people and the Air-Time they get....Do people really give a damn about them??? OY! They seem like such shallow uninteresting people to me...But, The Kate Gosselin Wigs are flying off the shelves! Help Us And Save Us!

Senorita said...

Ms. Lady Of the Hills,

So nice to hear from you. I've been reading your blog for a while, which I found from Scarlet's blogroll.

I couldn't agree with you more. I can't stand the Gosselins and can't believe they have followers.

* Ashleigh * said...

I'm struggling myself...no clue what to be! Maybe I'll be a Starbucks slut?!?! lol