Hello there my little French Hens..........
Jimmy from Jimmy's Journal (http://jimsulliv3.blogspot.com/) made me a little present. It's of a bellydancing cat with a furry little mouse candleholder. I love it ! There is nothing Kitty can't do. Meow !
He also was kind enough to send out a warning to the ladies on one of his entries last week. Because it's National Breast Cancer month, and because I have a pair of tatas myself, I feel obligated to pass this along to other boobie owners because us women need to stick together ! So if you see this man on the street, please keep in mind that some things are better off left to professionals.
Jimmy made a good point on his blog. That this man is optimistic in his expectations. How many women actually have boobs that big ? But I gotta hand it to this man. He believes in the Law of Attraction. Kinda like Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams. "If you build it, they will come...." That or at the very least stick their big boobs in your face. How can you expect to get what you want if you don't ask the universe for it ?
I bet my friend Porkstar is busy taking notes on how to build this contraption. He is such a pervert. For you ladies out there in New York, if you see a man with chubby cheeks, a silly grin with his head in a box like this, he is a dirty dirty man with filthy intentions. If he's not out on the sidewalks right now, he is busy locating silver spray paint.
** In all honesty though, if I walked on the street and saw this man, I would tip him in cash for making me laugh so hard. I just find this to be hilarious. I can't be mad or offended.