Sunday, October 18, 2009

Hey Ladies, Don't Fall For This Scam........

Hello there my little French Hens..........


Jimmy from Jimmy's Journal (http://jimsulliv3.blogspot.com/) made me a little present. It's of a bellydancing cat with a furry little mouse candleholder. I love it ! There is nothing Kitty can't do. Meow !

He also was kind enough to send out a warning to the ladies on one of his entries last week. Because it's National Breast Cancer month, and because I have a pair of tatas myself, I feel obligated to pass this along to other boobie owners because us women need to stick together ! So if you see this man on the street, please keep in mind that some things are better off left to professionals.




Jimmy made a good point on his blog. That this man is optimistic in his expectations. How many women actually have boobs that big ? But I gotta hand it to this man. He believes in the Law of Attraction. Kinda like Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams. "If you build it, they will come...." That or at the very least stick their big boobs in your face. How can you expect to get what you want if you don't ask the universe for it ?

I bet my friend Porkstar is busy taking notes on how to build this contraption. He is such a pervert. For you ladies out there in New York, if you see a man with chubby cheeks, a silly grin with his head in a box like this, he is a dirty dirty man with filthy intentions. If he's not out on the sidewalks right now, he is busy locating silver spray paint.


** In all honesty though, if I walked on the street and saw this man, I would tip him in cash for making me laugh so hard. I just find this to be hilarious. I can't be mad or offended.

7 comments:

Steve Levi, Watercolors said...

Mmmmmmm..... interestin site miss Senorita, very breast orientated.
But the they say "Breast is Best"
Then again, im a leggy guy myself.....

:)

Liam said...

Sometimes getting what you ask for is not all it's cracked up to be.

Organic Meatbag said...

I just hope that nobody's walking around with a "proctologist" costume...hahaha!

Loving Annie said...

I think I'd laugh so hard that I'd have to reward him for his ingenuinty :)

PorkStar said...

LMAO, well, well, very creative of him, that's for sure...

However I don't need to create any sort of costume. All I have to do is sit down, stick my arms out and make grabing hand gestures and smile. I'm a little more old fashioned, dear.

hehe

dadshouse said...

Funny joke, creepy if serious. Then again, if a woman had a box and was doing penile exams, guys might be lining up halfway around the block! Ha.

Paul Nichols said...

Ha Ha!

I meant to tell you I posted a new hat photo. http://peoplewhowearhats.blogspot.com