Friday, October 30, 2009

Omg !

Hello My Little French Pastries !

I had an interview this morning.

While I was in the interview and doing my best to convince Mr. Esq that I would be the perfect candidate for his practice, I accidentally farted.

Before that happened, I said something witty. I wasn't trying to be funny, but he asked me a question, so I answered it honestly. (We all know my honesty isn't always the best policy) So when he kinda laughed, I don't know if it was because of what I said, or because of what my ass said. It wasn't that loud, but then again, it wasn't that quiet either. I guess some things in life are just meant to be a mystery....

After I left the office, I stepped in dog shit. I was wondering what died, when I looked down and saw the present at the bottom of my shoe.

When I got home, I thought I lost my phone, and was frantically searching for it, so I didn't have time to eat.

I haven't eaten anything all day.

But the good news is.............. I saved 15% or possibly more on my auto insurance by switching to Geico. Actually, I lied. (Geico charges more than my current carrier)

Really though, the good news is that Mr. Esq liked me, and said that I am a good candidate, and said that he believes everything I told him ( I wonder how much bs the other candidates were feeding him). He really drilled me with questions, too. He said he will let me know next week.

I know that by telling you this, that I am probably jinxing myself. But I don't give a shit. I've had so many close calls with interviews that this wouldn't faze me anyway.

I've been feeling kinda feisty all week. I feel like the little frilly dragon below in the Geico commercial in the 16th second. It suits me, especially because I tend to eat all the mints in real life.

Well, my little desserts that is all for now. I hope you have a fabulous weekend.

Besos !


Mike said...

Good luck with it. From my interviewing history you can't tell anything until they actually call you.

mac said...

Doncha hate it when you fart like that? Relax he's a guy, he probably farts all the time, I know most guys do, except me. OK, I do too. The worst time for me was during a TKD class with the GrandMaster teachhing me a ground fighting technique - phtpptpp very near his face. I feared the old man was going to kill me. Instead he laughed & said, "Don't sweat it, it's a normal bodily function - but don't EVER do it again" I didn't....not near him anyway ;-)

Shelly Rayedeane said...

I have never laughed so flipping hard in my entire life. Thank you so much. God I needed that.

I sure do hope you get the job. Then you can tell everyone your ass talked more then you did during the interview and you still outdid your competitors.

Deine Mutter said...

Oh my goodness! I was laughing so hard I literally was gliding off my chair! And right now, with my sore throat, laughing is painful - still, that didn't keep me from laughing so hard!
I can just imagine how your interview went - where is the hidden camera when you need it!
Hope you get the job my dear!

Scarlet said...

I love the part where you write, "I don't know if it was because of what I said, or because of what my ass said." You're hilarious! He'd be lucky to have you, so "tranquila...lo que pasa combiene."

Best of luck and I can't wait to hear more!

Happy Halloween, Chica!

MindyMom said...

Omg is right! Hilarious tho. I really hope you get the job - I mean, you already have an office nic-name; Tootie! Lol

Loving Annie said...

Hope that he lets you know with a yes next week, little gas bubble aside (lol). Oy !

Liam said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha.... you kill me.

G.G. said...

You see, girlio?! Damn, you're GOOD! And SMOOTH! Lmao! The good thing is that when you get this job, and I KNOW you will, you'll already be comfortable enough around each other to pass gas in each others presence! Errr, maybe that is the bad news... I dunno! Hahah - thanks for sharing and cracking me the hell up, as usual! Lurve ya!

Danielle said...

How funny. I hope you get the job and he thinks you are really whitty! :)