Hello There My Lovelies,
Okay so Starbucks has recently come out with cupcakes: Double chocolate, Red Velvet and Vanilla Bean. I've tried all but Red Velvet. They are so addicting. I love cupcakes. Anyone that knows me knows that about me. They also know that I don't simply eat a cupcake. I devour it, like a lion devours its poor little prey.
Speaking of cupcakes, I went to my friend's baby shower last weekend. I had to leave early to get to work on time, so I grabbed a cupcake on the way out. It was so good. I was practically stuffing my face.
Anyway, I was eating it while I was driving, and while I was trying to concentrate on my driving, part of the cupcake with the frosting fell on my lap.
No problem, I picked it back up and continued to eat it, even though I had gotten frosting all over my hand, which then transfered to the steering wheel. It was embarrassing. By the time I got to work, there were crumbs all over my lap, my seat, and frosting on my steering wheel and my face.
I was embarrassed at myself. It was definitely not a shining moment of mine. I won't be eating cupcakes out on a date, that's for sure.
On another note, I got a very interesting call last night while I was at work. I was just minding my business when I got a call on my cell from an unlisted number. One of my friends who is traveling calls me from an unlisted number so I assumed it was him.
Instead, I got a deep, thuggish voice "Hey baby, how you doin ? Baby, what's goin' on ?"
Shocked, I asked "What?" and he asked " I said how you doin"
You know those hip hop music videos where the guy calls some chick in the middle of the night trying to get a little action out of her ? Well, that's what he was going for, even though it wasn't late enough for it to count as a booty call phone call.
I asked him "Who ARE you" Do I even know you ?"
He said his name was Marcus. I do not know of any Marcus, and told him there is no way I would know him.
So he asks me "Is this Vanessa"
I was like "No I am NOT Vanessa"
"Oh, I musta dialed the wrong number. My bad, baby. Hey you have a nice evening, baby."
That is a lot of "baby" for one night, don't you think ?
5 comments:
Are cupcakes a substitute for another item starting with a c? hehe jk chica
What a strange call...heck, I might have pretended to BE Vanessa for a 'lil sweet talk :)
Cupcakes...just the right size, not too big or not too small...my favorite is chocolate cake w/chocolate frosting...duh!
your girl ashleigh 'ain't right', LOL!
good and light post ... hope your mind is clearing as well! Be good! Oh, and you should have been 'baby' for a second!
Tell us. Were you licking the frosting off the steering wheel?
That reminds me of when I was in high school and we get a call. My Mom answers it and says it's some girl calling for Michael. I take the phone wondering who the hell she is. Anyway she just starts talking to me until I stop her and ask who's she looking for. It was another Michael. Weird.
a lotta baby foor one night, freaky
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