Well Hello There Again My Precious Little Lovelies,
I found an ad off Craigslist that IS my translation to most of the ads out there. I don't think it gets more honest than this, folks.
Without further ado, I leave you with this prize ................................
I want to GET laid - m4w - 20 (daly city)
Reply to: email@example.com [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-06-13, 8:34PM PDT
honestly i just want to get laid.
looking for ANY pussy
With the lack of capitalization and the emphasis on ANY, I surmise that is is so incredibly horny that he probably can't even see straight.
Not exactly my cup of tea. I do prefer some compliments, dinner and conversation beforehand. But that's just me. Something tells me that he's just not capable of any of the above anyway.
Poor horny twenty year old boy.