Saturday, June 6, 2009

Creme de la Creme ?

More like Douche de la Douche.

The following is another ad from Craigslist that is just begging for me to "manslate". As usual, my manslations are in bold.





TITLE: Asian? I need a change I've never heard that before on Craigslist.

Replyto: pers-f4jd5-1197324215@craigslist.orgDate: 2009-05-30, 4:29PM


Women tell me I'm a very attractive and handsome guy I pose in the mirror with my shirt off. I can't guarantee I'll be your type but if you like tall, well built Caucasian guys with light eyes then you might want to find out My bros told me Asian chicks are all over white guys like flies in honey, so get at me . I just got out of a relationship with my gf of nearly 5 years. Three words: 1.) BAGGAGE ! 2.) Rebound Fuck 3.) You get to listen to me cry about how she dumped me. She was the quintessential blond and I am the quintessential douche that chased her for 5 years. Air headed, big fake boobs (that sprung a leak a year ago) and already addicted to botox at age 32 I paid for the boobies and got her addicted to botox. I've always admired Asian women from afar. I always loved how they bowed to me while serving me in the Korean restaurant, and how the lady at the salon offered me a massage in her sweet soft voice. Now I'd love to meet one up close and personal. I want the massage with happy ending for free. Maybe you can help me with this. Get at me ladies, you know you want this.

Signed A tall and fit/built now single white guy with blue eyes. Good luck, ladies.......

5 comments:

PorkStar said...

Lol, very nice manslation and well to the point too!!!

Big Mark 243 said...

Too funny!

Loving Annie said...

ha-ha-ha, that was excellent,Senorita ! Loved the translation !!! And you were probably 95% correct too - maybe even 100% ! If only you could start a service telling the truth about everyone's ads on match.com and e-harmoney, etc !

Scarlet said...

Douche de la Douche...perfect title for this post!

dadshouse said...

You could write a book with all your translations of CL posts... Very entertaining.