Monday, June 15, 2009

Dick Von Douche

Hello There My Precious Lovelies,

Like I've mentioned before, I believe that people should date who they're attracted to. I don't care if you're white and only date Asians. It's not closeminded or racist, it just means that's what you're attracted to and makes you excited. For me, I will befriend anyone. However, when it comes to dating someone, I am a little more selective and I do have my preferences. A lot of people do.

But I do have a problem with people who base their desires on ignorant stereotypes. I don't like it when whites who go after other groups advertise that they're from a white, upperclass neighborhood and brag about their "elite" lives and talk about their limited exposure to other cultures. There is no reason to advertise that right off the bat. Plus it carries racist undertones to me.

Anyhoochie here is the douche of the day. ......................


TITLE: Sexy? Sensual? Asian? Bet the Asian chicks were never fed that by a white guy before....

Reply to: pers-qhphe-1221237629@craigslist.orgDate: 2009-06-14, 12:05PM


All my life I've dated White women . Being from a very white upperclass suburban neighborhood read: we were taught to privately look down on other ethnic groups and we were middle class at best. I had little exposure to women of other ethnic persuasions see above. From the cradle I was basically surrounded by blonde women with blue eyes almost sounds like I was specifically bred to be a part of the Aryan nation. At my elite private college prep high school note that I didn't even make it to college I could count the number of non-white students on one hand. I'm not proud of this, I'm just stating the facts. I am secretly proud of this, and I think I am doing you a favor by even offering to date you. Now I'm living and working in and around SF. I see all these hot Asian women hand in hand with white men. I'll admit I'm a bit jealous. Jealous and wondering why none of them have thrown themselves at a white man like me. Mainly I'm shocked that such fine women are usually with such pathetic looking guys honestly, I don't look any better. Now I'm not saying I'm Pierce Brosnan here but I'm often told how good looking I am. I pose in the mirror with my shirt off often. I'm also a former Professional Athlete I did track in high school and I keep my body fit I shop at Whole Foods. I'm nearly over 6 feet tall with light brown hair, blue eyes and I've been told on multiple occasions that my 'equipment' is of the oversized or 'XL' variety I have huge saggy balls but my schlong is kinda small. While I'm fairly new here in the Bay area and have absolutely no idea of how to approach women, I think it's time for me to reach out and make an attempt at meeting a sassy, sexy, fun Asian girl. A girl that is not super traditional and conservative that puts out fast (i'm not talking political views). Basically I'm looking for laid back fun and adventure sleeping with me and trying the new tantric poses I learned in that advanced yoga class. I need a girl that has a strong sexual appetite and is not affraid to admit it I like 'em slutty. A woman who is intelligent and thoughtful yet passionate and borderline reckless giving in to her primal sensual desires which she refuses to supress Slutty, but thinks her mission is to serve me. Great sex would be hot but let's face it, we'd need a connection great sex is really all I want. It should be obvious that I'm not looking for lots of responses, rather that ONE quality response that will lead to endless fun and excitement I ain't gonna lie, I expect a lot of responses for a white guy like me. If you like what you've read let's trade pics and take it from there. A world of fun, adventure and passion awaits. Email me quick, let's get the fun started!

4 comments:

Loving Annie said...

ha-ha-ha, you are so fabulous at interpteting these ads, Senorita !!! Love it :) You've got this guy nailed down to a "t"...

And by the way - nobody with real money ever brags about it. Douche indeed !

* Ashleigh * said...

Haha I think this is my favorite one yet! You made me laugh really hard for the first time today. :)

PorkStar said...

hahaha sweet translation.. now, what is wrong with saggy balls? Nothing wrong, i tell you.. nothing wrong.!!!!

: )

Angela said...

Ah, what would I do without my daily manslation! Thanks for making me laugh so hard!