Hello There My Little Secret Squirrels,
I have a lot to write about, but first it's time for another manslation..............
As usual my manslations are in bold................
TITLE: Offering my service of a Luxurious Massage - 28 (oakland lake merritt / grand)
For the right, appreciative desperate lady, I am offering my skills as a masseur If I use a French word, more women will respond. Please share with me your need for a full body massage I will touch you all over, but most time will be spent on your naughty girly bits. I truly enjoy offering the peace while you're sleeping I get a boner that a massage offers, so I am doing this out of kindness and compassion of my penis. Typically such service costs sixty or more dollars, but I don't want to charge someone who needs it, I just want to give it away as a gift. Basically, I am gonna try to bang you, so charging you for trying to force myself on you would be wrong. So please share with me why you want me to do this to you and if you're in a hurry to be relieved. I'm really horny, so please respond fast............Be well. Namaste !
All boundaries respected and adults only of course. If you believe that line, then you deserve to be duped by me.
3 comments:
hee-hee-hee, you've gotta go public with this stuff !!!! Seriously, OMG, I'd even watch tv if your mantranslations were on it !
You ought to offer to help people who do match and e-harmony, etc - clue them in :)
NAMASTE!! hahaha wow you caused a huge belly laugh to rip out of me!
hahahaha out of compassion of my penis... hahahahaha
that was a good line lol
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