My 45...... e toi ?

1. Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
OH GOD NO

2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
USE SOME AND GIVE THE REST AWAY

3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
CLASSICAL MUSIC, THAT IS ALL MY MOM SUBJECTED ME TO

4. What is the best thing about your job?
NO STRESS

5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
HELL YEAH, AND LUCKILY MY TEACHERS ENFORCE IT

8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
I HAVE NO IDEA IF I WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD ONE

9. Quote a song lyric?
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE.........

10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
OLD

11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
NEGATIVO

13. If you could be an animal what would you be?
A BIRDIE SO I COULD FLY.......

14. What state/country are you from?
CALIFORNIA

15. Tell us about the last conversation/s you had.
TALKING TO MY MOM ONLINE

16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL QUARTER

17. What is your favorite smell?
FRESH BAKED BREAD

18. What is your favorite sight?
A HOT BUFFED MAN

19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
HAHA, NO

21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your coworkers?
NO

22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
YES

23. Have you ever played Spin the bottle?
NO

24. Have you ever toilet-papered someone's house?
NEGATIVO

25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
YES

26. Have you ever gone camping?
YES, BUT IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME

27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
I DON'T HAVE A SISTER

28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
HAHA, YES I HAVE IN BARCELONA, AND PEOPLE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD FOR WALKING THE DOG IN CLOTHES

29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
NEGATIVO, SAND ON THE NAUGHTY BITS DOES NOT APPEAL TO ME

30. Have you ever had a stalker?
YES I DID IN BARCELONA, AND HE USED TO BE MY ROOMMATE

32. have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
YES, IT'S AWESOME

33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
OH YEAH

34. Have you ever been cheated on?
NOT THAT I CAN PROVE

35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
YES

36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
EVERY CHILD HAS LIED TO THEIR PARENTS AT SOME POINT

37. Have you ever been out of the US?
YES

38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
NOT YET

39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
NO

40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
NO, AND THAT IS DISGUSTING

41. Have you ever gotten so wasted you cant remember the nite before?
NEVER BEEN FULLY DRUNK YET

42. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
NO

43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
NEGATIVO

44. Kissed more than one person at a time?
NO

45. Pot? ME NO LIKEY.......