Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Are you anally blind ?

Hi Loves,

Wish you could take a day off work but have run out of vacation days ? Or maybe you are fed up with your micromanaging boss ? Due to all the downsizing, I bet many of you are forced to do twice as much work with no pay increase, or possibly even a pay cut.

Well, I may have your "get out of work free" card.

Next time you want to sleep in, or just want to tell your boss to go fuck himself, just call in and say that you can't come in because you are anally blind.

When the boss inquires as to what anal blindess is, just tell him " I can't see my ass coming to work today !"

I got this nugget of information from my friend Henry, so I can't take the credit for it. Henry is a good friend of mine who resides in NYC.

I also won't be putting this to use, as my boss has very decent to us during these tough economic times. That, and all my paid vacation days are used up, so if I don't work I don't get paid.

3 comments:

* Ashleigh * said...

Too bad I can't say I'm "vaginally challenged" when I'm on my period as an excuse not to come into work!

Charmaine said...

Sweetheart, there is nothing wrong with you. You are practically perfect in every way. (It's a line from Mary Poppins)

Belly dancing diva...that's what you are. Kick ass take no prisoners...that's you too.

I didn't know that people your age had such grit. I'm so, so happy to learn that I was, perhpas, wrong.

LL said...

"Ya... but for all the good that did... I should'a shoved it up my ass."

Oh... sorry. Wrong joke. ;)