Hi Kittens ! Meow !
Manslation time kitties ! Below is just a sample of what Craigslist has to offer......... As usual my "manslations" are in bold.
Title: I'M NOT GONNA BULLSHIT YOU LIKE THE REST OF THESE LOSERS ON HERE......
If I tell you I want to bang you, you should bang me because I am being honest.
I'm bored I am tired of jerking off all day. I'm at home unemployed, I don't have enough money to go out tonight shocker !, and I'm horny as hell since my hand and the free porn sites are getting old. I'm tall, white, good looking any Asian chicks interested ?, have a nice sized cock yeah baby, I said "cock" you know I'll treat you like a lady, and know how to make a girl feel good. I don't have any gross diseases herpes isn't that gross, and I don't plan on getting any the truth is, I don't really care if I do. If you want to come over, we can meet somewhere in public first at a local park, just so you feel safe I'll shake your hand in public and grope you in the confines of my house, and know that I'm not some psycho loser or anything like that.... then we can go back to my place, get tipsy off of some cocktails we'll be raiding my dad's liquor cabinet, and have some really good, fun sex maybe in my parents room to be adventurous. It's your choice. You can either go out, have a boring night, go home frustrated and play with your clit until you make yourself cum at least you will achieve a guaranteed orgasm... or you can have a night of fun sex with a cool, fun, sexy guy like me no guaranteed orgasm. No strings attached... but if you end up liking me and want to come back for more... cool. Fine with me but babe, I will have to kick you out before midnight, as my parents will be coming home. Whatever makes you happy. Email me and we can exchange cell numbers and get to know each other a little first... so you're more comfortable. Cool?
While I was reading this dude's profile, I couldn't help but imagine him singing the following lyrics to me:
I have a present for you right here
Actually it's not a present, it's my penis
And they call it the spear
Because spears are long and hard just like my penis
I don't want to hear you talk
Because that just means you're not sucking my co**
Love is for girls and gays
If you wanna get with me it goes one of both ways
Either you have sex with me
Or you can have sex with me................
I can't take credit for those lyrics, as they come from Jon Lajoie, my favorite internet comedian.
So what have we learned here my little furballs ?
If you want to get with a girl, give her some options. She has to chose one. So it seems like she has freedom, when in reality, you get what you want. Smart, eh ? ;) ;)
That is all for now my fierce felines, more to come later.................