Sunday, August 9, 2009

A Man of Few Words, But Much Creepiness........




Good Morning My Babies................
At first I thought the face shots were his actual mug shots, but it turns out he used his old drivers licence pics, which are probably old. He looks like hell in those, imagine what he would look like now after a few years and gravity, I am curious to see what has become of this man, which I will call Mr. Creeper.
I just wonder why on earth in the day and age of the internet he can't upload a decent picture like the other guys.
And let's talk about his Japanese outfit. What is he trying to do, try and score with some Asian girls ?
Here is what he has to say....................... With my "manslation" in bold....
Here is his headline: "generous to a fault”
a powerful mind which is in my pants i am told and extremely creative in the arts. I will look ridiculous in a Japanese outfit to seem cultural romantic with a tendancy towards extreme desire for life . looking for extraordinary pleasure with the right person. I will keep talking about my penis and trying to get you to touch it.


That is all for now, and I have more in my war chest.

7 comments:

Joe said...

That is spooky. Maybe he could upload his mug shot from juvi detention as well.

* Ashleigh * said...

This guy looks like he should be an evil henchman in an episode of "24".

PorkStar said...

Shit, that made my penis shrink from so much creepiness.

I got shivers too

LL said...

The thing that freaks me out is the hand in the Kimono picture. Is that a real person or is he standing next to a mannequin?

Danielle said...

Ohh, that gave me chills. What a creeper.

Scarlet said...

The close-ups are frightening, not that his Japanese outfit pic is any better. Where'd this guy come from??

Angela said...

Gaaaaaaaaag!
Maybe he was auditioning for the next horror movie? Creep show?