Thursday, May 21, 2009

And he wonders why he isn't getting laid........

Aloha again my lovelies..............

Time for my Craigslist ad du jour.

As you know, I live in the SF Bay Area. There are a lot of Asian communities here: Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Filipinos, you name it...... we have it. I gotta say the food is awesome. I grew up eating Korean food (long story) and I gotta say that Korean BBQ is the best. When I was 16 I spent a week in Seoul, Korea and it was by far the best food I've ever had. I keep trying to take my friend Ashleigh out for Korean food, but maybe one day it will happen.

Anywho, there are also a lot of Caucasian men that love them a little bit of the Asian Persuasion. Some of the men are sincere, and that's who they really like. For others, it's just a fetish, or a joke, and they're basing it on all the stereotypes portrayed in the media.

There are books out on how to attract Asian women. In fact, one of them is called "How to attract Asian Women" by Ming Tan. Check out on the reviews on that one on Hilarious.

Craigslist is full of white men looking for Asian chicks, and as mentioned above some are sincere and some are just ignorant boys.

The douche of the day is obviously ignorant. As usual, my manslations are in bold:

TITLE: Why do I meet all the boring Asians? (SF)

I don't want to generalize I totally want to generalize but i'm starting to think that all Asian women are boring Wha... Wha.... no one wants to sleep with me . True i have very limited experience so i do hold out some hope but the last 3 girls I met one had to be in bed by 10pm she's either underage or found you revolting, another refused to eat anything besides bok choi and chim chi Why is this a problem ? how do you think she keeps her figure ?and another when - asked her what she does for fun said; 'i like to hang out at the library.' I don't like smart girls, especially when I don't know how to properly capitalize.

Come on.

Are there any cute and sassy, sexy fun Asian girls out there that like attractive white men?

BIG Translation:

1.) Where are the half-dressed/naked, submissive Asian women that don't speak ? I've seen it in my porn collection, so they must all be like that.

2.) How come you aren't flocking to me ? I'm white, so therefore, you should be all over this.


Big Mark 243 said...

LOL ... but I don't know about the food though. When ever I have traveled, I look for the golden arches and their proximity to where I am staying.

My Army Sister is going to Yongsan Post (Seoul) this year with her fam. They will be there 3 yrs. It is fantastic duty there.

I was down in Taegu ... I could have served all 4 of my years there, it was such a chill place!!

* Ashleigh * said...

We will do Korean BBQ soon! As long as there aren't any nuclear weapons involved

dadshouse said...

These posts are hilarious! You need your own radio show, or newspaper column, or... um... blog! Haha. I really like your takes on CL. very funny.