Sunday, May 31, 2009

Fri Nite is Ladies Nite

Hello There My Lovelies,

Okay so Friday I went out with my Mama Cita Ashleigh. I haven't seen her in a long time. With her in school, having a job, working out and a new boyfriend, it's hard to find time to see her.

We went for a little walk on the beach and reminisced about some of the good ole times of working at Enterprise Rent A Car, aka ERAC. Sometimes I like to refer to it as ECRAP.

Did I ever tell you the wierdest thing a customer ever said ? Well, allow me to enlighten you then......

Back in 2006 I was working in an area near all the broke down body shops. Anyway, this old man comes in after getting his car back and returning our rental car. Aparently something went wrong with the rental.

My boss smiles and asks if everything worked out alright. The old man looks at him and said:

"Dude, you fucked me. You fucked me with no grease."

Okay, wow. My mind didn't want to go there, but all of a sudden I pictured a bucket of dirty motor oil and my boss slathering that all over the old man. Like I said, the mind didn't want to go there, but sometimes its like a car wreck: unavoidable to look away.

Anyway, back to my nite out............................

We went out for seafood, since we are both seafood whores. The place was expensive. I had garlic bread and smoked salmon. Delish.

Then we went back to her place to watch some TV and take part in our favorite ritual: dessert.

No, not that you dirty perverts. We made cake batter.

We bought Funfetti cake batter, added oil and water, mixed that up and dipped in the spoons while watching TV. We also ate a little frosting out of the tub.

Delish. It was so good.

But then after a little while I got sick :(

I guess that's what happens when you eat cake batter after a seafood dinner.

I was curled up in a ball on her bed.

I went back home after everything settled and felt a little better.

I am still not tired of cake batter.


Big Mark 243 said...

That was one p-o'd old man!!

I will sometimes tell someone to at least give me a kiss if they are going to go raw like that on me... man, he was TICKED!

Can't you get samonella eating raw eggs in the cake batter? Funny you should post about this, because I made garlic shrimp today, and baked cookies and licked the bowl by myself!!

I know from PE (prior experience) that it could be a bad combo, but I didn't care!

* Ashleigh * said...

Mark - no eggs were used in the cake batter as to avoid getting salmonella poisoning. I had to convince Senorita of this :)