Monday, May 18, 2009

A porno idea that just doesn't translate well in Craigslist Land

Hello There My Lovelies,

Here is another ad, which gave me a chuckle. Do any of you ladies need your house cleaned ? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want his hairy bunghole to be in plain view while he is bending over to pick up clothes or hovering over to scrub the tub. Definitely not sexy. Or what if he decides he wants to take a break and sit on the furniture ? Naked butts and nice furniture are not a winning combination.

Anywhore, here is the ad du jour !


TITLE: Nude House Cleaning by a handsome college guy - 22 (pacific heights)

Hello, it has been a fantisy of mine to clean the house of a woman and be watched, while cleaning in the nude. I've been watching a lot of porn since I moved out of mommy's house for college. This is not a fake proposal and there are absolutely no strings attatched. Not really true, as I will "accidentally" try to poke you with my schlong while dusting. It is just a fantisy of mine that I have dreamed about masturbated to for a while hoping that it can come true. Maybe because I have a bit of an exobishionistic side and have yet to explore it. who knows.. I am a 22 year old out of state college student visiting the city for a week I can't spell for shit, and I actually dropped out, the gen ed classes were too hard and am seeking a nice sweet down to earth woman who would like to watch me clean in the nude for her. Age doesn't really matter. I'm very horny and no girls my age are going for this. Around my age would be a plus but I also have a thing for older women. I guess ages 20-55 even grandma's !. I envision myself coming over to your house or apartment, going to the bathroom, taking off my clothes and clean those hard to reach places for you while your eyes are constantly watching my body; sitting on your couch with a glass of wine think Stifler's mom. I do not care if you are clothed or unclothed, but this would be a lot of fun. If you share this fantisy or think its exciting shoot me an e mail. Lets have some fun

4 comments:

Big Mark 243 said...

CTFU!!

Scarlet said...

You've gotta be kidding me!!

PorkStar said...

oh good lord, corny and gross. Dudes are fools, let me tell you.

... and when he shows up, for sure he'll look like he's 40 and married.

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