Sunday, May 17, 2009

Ghettofabulous

Hello There My Lovelies,

So a couple of weeks ago I was working overtime. One of the guys supervising the move and I made conversation. I was a virtual stranger and he decided to tell me that his girlfriend was 12 weeks pregnant and he wasn't sure if he was gonna keep it. Wow, what a prize.

Scuse me ????? Since when does the MAN ever decide whether he's gonna keep the baby or not. I decided to speak up and tell him that it's been three months already, she's keeping it, there is nothing you can do about it, dude. You're having a baby, so deal with it.

He then pulled out his three cellphones. One for work, one for his "babymomma to be" and one for his "boys". He had no problem telling me, a virtual stranger how crazy she's been acting. What a gem, why didn't I try and fight for him right then and there.

He is 27, a year younger than me. I thought that men matured a little after the age of 25. Apparently not, which is probably why I've dated older. Unfortunately there are many trophies like him littered about the SF Bay Area.

Anyway, over our lunch break he was telling me and another worker how he was with this girl for two years and how she is hormonal and not ready for a baby, but "she's still a hella cool chick" and "we can tell each other everything". LOL. If I were carrying some man's lovechild, have weird cravings and am ballooning like a whale, I wouldn't want really want to be referred to as a "hella cool chick".

Anyway, fast forward to a couple of days ago. He called me at work and told me that he broke up with his girlfriend because it was "too much drama". He wasn't ready to be tied down, and he wanted to take time to "sit back and smell the roses."

I asked him how his genius girlfriend felt about him dumping her and if she was cool with it. His response was "Naw, she still wants to be with me, but it's just too much drama, and I'm not ready for a relationship."

WTF ???? You knock some chick up and while she is carrying your child, now you decide you want to just smell the roses ???

Then he told me that I could call him anytime.

Oh yeah, I'll call him........ When HELL freezes over.

4 comments:

Myra said...

What a JERK! I'm speechless...does he think you're gonna fall for him now that he's "single"? Really, that girl is lucky to be rid of him...but she'll take him back...

Big Mark 243 said...

Hmm ... my first reaction is, 'I hope I was never THAT big a jerk'!

I agree with Myra, but hope springs eternal. Maybe this will be something that brings them together and gives them common ground ... hey you gotta have hope.

dadshouse said...

He sounds just like Bristol Palin's boyfriend! What a role model Sarah Palin's daughter and boyfriend turned out to be, eh?

* Ashleigh * said...

It sounds like this Grade A premium A-hole took Tupac a little too far in the song lyric "Since a man can't make one/he has a right to tell a woman when and where to create one"