Saturday, May 16, 2009

Why I love my bank

Hello There My Lovelies,

So I bank with Bank of America.

So why am I happy about it ?

Well, it's not because of their service. Their service tends to suck a fat one.

It's not because of their rates. Their rates are outrageous in comparison to the other banks and credit card companies. Especially their investment services.

Even though I've banked with them for 12 years now and feel like they've been bending me over, I still take it year after year.

But I still love them because they hired some hot security.

Today I went to the bank to make a deposit, and I saw the hottest man standing there in uniform making sure that people like us don't run off with cash in this godforsaken economy.

Good Lord this man was so fine. He was over six feet tall, buffed, had a bald head, and a goatee. I don't know if he was white, Latino or both. Frankly I didn't give a shit. While I was walking up, I just stared at him from behind so he wouldn't notice it and muttered a few things under my breath. I almost thought about telling him I have explosives so he could cuff me and pat me down.

As I walked back out to my car, I turned back to look at him and caught him staring at my ass. I will definitely be going back to the gym as my exercises have been paying off...... And I'll be taking care of my banking needs at that branch, lol.

Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen a man in my area that good looking. I tend to be a little more reserved in the male department, but today I was almost ready to throw all that out the window. I wanted to walk right up to him and give him my number, something I've never done.

But then I chickened out. I turned beet red and kept on walking.

Wow, I bet he gets treated like a piece of meat all the time, lol. I would've, lol.

Speaking of which, after that I had some Korean BBQ'd beef.



Myra said...

Was he wearing a ring? Not that married guys do anymore anyway...but just checking! You're too funny!

Big Mark 243 said...

I don't know whether to laugh or advise ... since I don't know which, I will do neither!

Enjoy your eye candy!!